The dickhead of the month award

[Big Dave]

You should have just followed the cunt home or to wherever he's going. That tends to scare a few people.

Oooooh - I quake in my boots when a badass like you on an old 250 tails me.

[Gremlin]

You probably should BD, I mean, what with your nickname being Tiny and all. He could give you a real scare huh?

[Max Preload]

Make: NISSAN
Model: SUNNY
Year: 1983
Main colour: Gold
Second colour: Black
Vehicle type: Passenger Car/Van
Body style: Sports Car
No of seats: 5
CC rating: 1,500cc
Fuel type: Petrol
Country of origin: Japan
VIN: N/A
Plate: OH9107
Plate type: Standard
Engine no: 090730A
Chassis: HB11280027

Deregistered 9 years ago though? Unlicensed for that period I could understand...

[Gone Burger]

It sure seems to be the season for some absolute idiots on the road.

In Auckland myself at the moment - yesterday downtown, on a 3 laned road on one side I was beside a 4 wheel drive at 50km/h. Was not in her blind spot, I could see her, she could see me. She begins to push into my lane with me right beside her. I think right, she must be 100% blind and just hasn't seen me. Wrong. She looks over her shoulder (as she is already half in my lane), looks right at me, mouths some abuse at me, and continues to run me off the road. I had a car right behind me, a car in the lane on the other side of me and couldn't get in front of her. She missed me by inches and continued to mouth abuse at me. I was on my horn for a good while too. I was fine, stayed on the road, away from the other cars and upright. Sweet as.

I pulled up at the lights behind her. A car pulls up beside me and winds down their window. The man tells me he couldn't believe what he just saw and said he had called *555 and told them she tried to run me off the road, with her number plate.

Thanks to that friendly cager - he was genuinely concerned for me, and it was really nice of him to act on my behalf. A big fat stuff you to the silly tart in the 4 wheel drive who knew exactly what she was doing the whole time. It's people like this that get motorcyclist killed sometimes.

Rant over - know how you feel mate!

[Clean_up]

It sure seems to be the season for some absolute idiots on the road.

In Auckland myself at the moment - yesterday downtown, on a 3 laned road on one side I was beside a 4 wheel drive at 50km/h. Was not in her blind spot, I could see her, she could see me. She begins to push into my lane with me right beside her. I think right, she must be 100% blind and just hasn't seen me. Wrong. She looks over her shoulder (as she is already half in my lane), looks right at me, mouths some abuse at me, and continues to run me off the road. I had a car right behind me, a car in the lane on the other side of me and couldn't get in front of her. She missed me by inches and continued to mouth abuse at me. I was on my horn for a good while too. I was fine, stayed on the road, away from the other cars and upright. Sweet as.

I pulled up at the lights behind her. A car pulls up beside me and winds down their window. The man tells me he couldn't believe what he just saw and said he had called *555 and told them she tried to run me off the road, with her number plate.

Thanks to that friendly cager - he was genuinely concerned for me, and it was really nice of him to act on my behalf. A big fat stuff you to the silly tart in the 4 wheel drive who knew exactly what she was doing the whole time. It's people like this that get motorcyclist killed sometimes.

Rant over - know how you feel mate!

When pulled up next to them at the lights......
quickly....
dismount the motorcycle......
walk up tp their mirror....
raise Left foot......
KICK THE FUCKERS MIRROR OFF!!!
Quickly...
mount motorcycle again and ride away very fast

[raftn]

When pulled up next to them at the lights......
quickly....
dismount the motorcycle......
walk up tp their mirror....
raise Left foot......
KICK THE FUCKERS MIRROR OFF!!!
Quickly...
mount motorcycle again and ride away very fast

It tis the Christmas season after all.................

[Genie]

When pulled up next to them at the lights......
quickly....
dismount the motorcycle......
walk up tp their mirror....
raise Left foot......
KICK THE FUCKERS MIRROR OFF!!!
Quickly...
mount motorcycle again and ride away very fast

sharing the love

[vifferman]

First ride out for ages, and I got rammed / pushed by a middle aged cunt in a cage.

Were you hurt, Mike, or your bike damaged? Seeing you didn't mention it, hopefully not.

[jrandom]

Today I pissed off a car driver and he retaliated. My tenuous grip on emotional stability has now slipped even further.

Fortunately, the internets are always there for me.

I find that the lack of image embedding capability these days really cramps my posting style.

[firefighter]

When pulled up next to them at the lights......
quickly....
dismount the motorcycle......
Walk up to their car
Open their door
Remove their keys
mount motorcycle again and ride away very fast

Just fixed that up a bit

[Max Preload]

dismount the motorcycle......

Dismount? Nah, just do it on the move. Clenched left hand in solid downward motion.

[madbikeboy]

JR, you need to loosen your grip, holding onto your tiny dick that hard is blocking the blood flow to your brain.

Genie - ride with me, and then pass comment; until then, go help JR hold his dick.

Okay, I was filtering, not like a dick, but carefully and respectfully - basically peak hour traffic. Went to turn right into Maxwelton Drive, car pulled alongside, driver raging, and then swerved into me and hit me, bruises on leg and all. I jumped onto Maxwelton, and pulled over, thinking, maybe it was accidental, and the guy swerves at me again, hitting my with his mirror and brushing me. So I follow, he then starts to brake and reverse into me, so I jump ahead to Mairangi bay - he comes past, has another go - and then waits up the road for me to come past, but won't get out of his car.

So, tell me - what did I do to deserve that shit? I passed about 100 cars in traffic prior to him, none of the others had an issue.

Police need an actual rego plate.

I'm keen to find him to discuss the issue, and work it out in a positive way.

[Fatt Max]

When pulled up next to them at the lights......
quickly....
dismount the motorcycle......
walk up tp their mirror....
raise Left foot......
KICK THE FUCKERS MIRROR OFF!!!
Quickly...
mount motorcycle again and ride away very fast

I usually strip off as quick as possible, frightens the fuck out of them

[bsasuper]

Ha, After a close call of almost being pushed off the road from a car overtaking from behind (she wanted to then have my spot on the road, she was looking at me whilst pushing me off the road), I then let her pass and did follow her to her house.She was terrified when I let a torrant of abuse fly, and her reply was "but I thought motorbikes have to get out of the way"

[Genie]

JR, you need to loosen your grip, holding onto your tiny dick that hard is blocking the blood flow to your brain.

Genie - ride with me, and then pass comment; until then, go help JR hold his dick.

Okay, I was filtering, not like a dick, but carefully and respectfully - basically peak hour traffic. Went to turn right into Maxwelton Drive, car pulled alongside, driver raging, and then swerved into me and hit me, bruises on leg and all. I jumped onto Maxwelton, and pulled over, thinking, maybe it was accidental, and the guy swerves at me again, hitting my with his mirror and brushing me. So I follow, he then starts to brake and reverse into me, so I jump ahead to Mairangi bay - he comes past, has another go - and then waits up the road for me to come past, but won't get out of his car.

So, tell me - what did I do to deserve that shit? I passed about 100 cars in traffic prior to him, none of the others had an issue.

Police need an actual rego plate.

I'm keen to find him to discuss the issue, and work it out in a positive way.

Settle petal, I most certainly wouldn't have anything to do with JR or his dick thanks. And as for me passing comment, mine referred not to you but to Katie-Pie.

Guess living in a big city does something to a man