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    Quote Originally Posted by spookytooth View Post
    only reason it was bad timing is he didnt hit a privet cit who woulda been charged for the crash

    A 'privet cit'
    Is that something like a civet cat???


    Why would a civet cat be charged for a crash?
    And what is the hourly rate for that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Dang!
    Now MORE speeding tickets will have to be dished out to pay for all the damage.....
    I think you guys are already few million bucks ahead on that....so maybe instead you should all take some time off and learn how to drive properly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miloking View Post
    I think you guys are already few million bucks ahead on that....so maybe instead you should all take some time off and learn how to drive properly.

    What?

    And miss the joy of crashing a car we don't own??
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    And miss the joy of crashing a car we don't own??
    I can imagine how it went...

    P1: Holy shit dude, you just crashed into my car
    P2: Man, I am sooo sorry
    P1: Well, nevermind, its not like its mine, or I have to pay for it
    P2: Hey, true! Me neither!!
    P1: Who's telling our boss?
    P2: uh....
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    Yeah, I read that article and couldn't believe the emphasis they put on them not speeding.
    So... it's ok to run reds and risk killing someone as long as you're not speeding?
    Righto then!

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    If they weren't speeding...

    how the hell did they crash? I mean seriously, if you don't speed you don't crash no matter how badly you drive, so one of them must have been speeding. Unless they were drunk. Maybe they were drunk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shrub View Post
    how the hell did they crash? I mean seriously, if you don't speed you don't crash no matter how badly you drive, so one of them must have been speeding. Unless they were drunk. Maybe they were drunk?
    we'll that wouldn't be uncommon for the police, you could be onto something there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Dang!
    Now MORE speeding tickets will have to be dished out to pay for all the damage.....
    and how many donuts did those cops need afterwards to make them feel better again? that'll put a dent in the budget.
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    Did the prisoner manage to leg it in all the confusion?

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    I thought it was compulsory for cops to wear safety vest........surely if both were wearing hi-viz in big reflective cars this accident did not happen......

    must be an early April fools on us. this event never happened.
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    Hmmmmmm, I wonder how exactly this woman was 'distracting' the driver...

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    Hmmmmmm, I wonder how exactly this woman was 'distracting' the driver...

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    Hmmmmmm, I wonder how exactly this woman was 'distracting' the driver...
    The usual way from my experience is by the subject lying back in the rear seat, swearing like a trooper and trying to kick shit out of (my) the drivers head, tends to be a tad distracting...

    Of course those experienced in distracting police drivers while being transported in the police car may explain how THEY did it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    The usual way from my experience is by the subject lying back in the rear seat, swearing like a trooper and trying to kick shit out of (my) the drivers head, tends to be a tad distracting...

    Of course those experienced in distracting police drivers while being transported in the police car may explain how THEY did it...
    They don't put in panels inbetween the back and the front?! Or at least a mesh

    Sounds like that's just asking for trouble.

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