Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club - Gut Bucket Race Day - 2nd April 2011

**Fatt Max** · 10th February 2011, 22:24

Here it is folks, the bike event that makes The Amazing Race look like a game of hide and seek in a nudist camp….

The Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club Gut Bucket Race Day

This event will test your riding and eating skills to the limit. It will require tact, cunning, local knowledge and, above all, a nose for decent pastry and filling. You will be up against bikers all ages, genres and with varying waistlines.

It promises to be fast, furious, competitive and full of lard. Can you handle the challenge…??

Ok, details as follows:

When: Saturday 2nd April 2011
Where: Meet at KFC Quay Street, Auckland CBD
Time: 9.30am for a 10.00am start
Entry Fee: What ever you like, all entry fees will be donated to a children’s charity
What Will I Need? Enough money to buy a sausage roll and a camera....oh and your bike of course

The plan is for all riders to complete a time / distance challenge and return to the designated start line within a set time (1 hour). There will be trophies up for grabs, very special they are, a desirable addition to any modern household, bakery counter or knocking shop window.

Easy really….eh…eh….

Once all riders are back and everyone is happy, we will then ride as a group to the Two Fat Cows café and bar in Drury for more munching and prize giving. Should all be done, dusted, scoffed, watered and farty panted by 2pm.

So, step right up people, its all on…..woo hoo…….

**Fatt Max** · 11th February 2011, 08:14

Awight people,

Here is the event flyer, feel free to stick on the notice board at work, print off and distrbute to your friends and familiy or use to make paper mache willys with.

Cheers all

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**Fatt Max** · 12th February 2011, 19:44

No doubt our welington and CHCH people will organise events for the same day, lets make this a day of National Biker Nonsense, eh

**FJRider** · 12th February 2011, 20:08

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

No doubt our welington and CHCH people will organise events for the same day, lets make this a day of National Biker Nonsense, eh

Is Quay street somewhere near Taupo ... ????

**Fatt Max** · 12th February 2011, 20:26

Originally Posted by FJRider

Is Quay street somewhere near Taupo ... ????

Oops, thanks for spotting that one mate, has been changed

No, its Auckland mate, but you are more than welcome eh

**FJRider** · 12th February 2011, 20:29

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Oops, thanks for spotting that one mate, has been changed

No, its Auckland mate, but you are more than welcome eh

Thank fuck for that ... I'm not welcome in some other places ....

**Smifffy** · 12th February 2011, 20:29

Originally Posted by FJRider

Is Quay street somewhere near Taupo ... ????

I think Taupo would make an admirable CNI event locale.

Any takers?

**FJRider** · 12th February 2011, 20:31

Originally Posted by Smifffy

I think Taupo would make an admirable CNI event locale.

Any takers?

CNI event ?????

**Smifffy** · 12th February 2011, 20:38

Originally Posted by FJRider

CNI event ?????

CNI = Central North Island, if you don't get it, you don't get it.

**FJRider** · 12th February 2011, 20:40

Originally Posted by Smifffy

CNI = Central North Island, if you don't get it, you don't get it.

There's a pretty dam good chance I wont get it ... or there ...

**Fatt Max** · 12th February 2011, 20:47

Originally Posted by Smifffy

CNI = Central North Island, if you don't get it, you don't get it.

Good shite dude, you want to run it..??

I can do you the flyers and 'secret instructions' plus send you the trophies.

If you are keen and can get the numbers then its all on bro

**Smifffy** · 12th February 2011, 20:56

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Good shite dude, you want to run it..??

I can do you the flyers and 'secret instructions' plus send you the trophies.

If you are keen and can get the numbers then its all on bro

Getting the numbers could be the hard part, I got no mates lol.

I have to hang out with skinny gym bunnies so they can feel good about themselves lol, LMAO.

Seriously, if there's a few from here keen, I'm keen. I have the day off, and Imagine a compass run in from like Vegas, Tok, Taihape etc, and a meet up at say KFC and then on with the events.

Basically for anyone too far from D'Auks or Welly to attend.

**Fatt Max** · 12th February 2011, 21:03

Originally Posted by Smifffy

Getting the numbers could be the hard part, I got no mates lol.

I have to hang out with skinny gym bunnies so they can feel good about themselves lol, LMAO.

Seriously, if there's a few from here keen, I'm keen. I have the day off, and Imagine a compass run in from like Vegas, Tok, Taihape etc, and a meet up at say KFC and then on with the events.

Basically for anyone too far from D'Auks or Welly to attend.

Ok, post it up as an event on here and see if you can get some numbers, dont need many eh. PM me an email address and I'll flick you some more details mate

Good stuff