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    A$$$hole bikers

    So went for a quick spin around the block to New World yesterday to pick up a few groceries. Decided not to put on a jacket as it was 24 degrees & the bike barely comes outta 2nd gear (only take the bike cos walkin up Majoribanks st with groceries is a killer).

    Anyway, just as I was pulling away some scumbag junkie-looking biker on a run down TZR 250 says to a mate of his that just pulled up "What a homo, riding without a jacket ay". So I pulled the brakes, turned around and asked "Did you say something asshole"? To which he replied "wear a jacket mate". I said "not that its any of your business but I live round the corner" and left it at that.

    Of course he is right, I should have been wearing a jacket but I was only around the corner and I could do without some scumbag passing judgement on me & waiting to make cowardly smart arse remarks just as Im pulling away.

    Just wondering if anyone else has had some similar experiences with bikers being smart arse fucktards?

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    and awaaaay we go.....

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    How did he know you were a homo?.....

    ....and on the passing judgment thing....
    ''some scumbag junkie-looking biker on a run down TZR 250''

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    A$$hole bikers

    Just had a call from a mate in Wellington - he'd just seen some wanker riding without even a jacket.

    He tried pointing out the folly of doing so, and just got a mouthful of attitude for his trouble.

    Just wondering if anyone else has had some similar experiences with bikers being smart arse fucktards?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magna83 View Post
    Just wondering if anyone else has had some similar experiences with bikers being smart arse fucktards?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magna83 View Post
    but I was only around the corner and I could do without some scumbag passing judgement on me & waiting to make cowardly smart arse remarks just as Im pulling away.
    Yeah, the asshole should of known you lived just around the corner.

    Just like you KNEW you would never need that jacket on that trip eh....
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    Nice bikes them TZRs.

    Did you slap him with your jandal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by yod View Post
    and awaaaay we go.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    How did he know you were a homo?.....
    The tank badge gave it away....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smifffy View Post
    Did you slap him with your jandal?
    Didn't you hear. He couldn't find the handle
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Yeah, the asshole should of known you lived just around the corner.

    Just like you KNEW you would never need that jacket on that trip eh....
    Now now - drop the attitude. Everyone knows that most 'accidents' happen within 5kms of home - not 500m...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Geez, I'm starting to think that we're all arseholes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    Geez, I'm starting to think that we're all arseholes!
    Some of us a part dick too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DEATH_INC. View Post
    The tank badge gave it away....
    Thought it might have been the panty liner hanging out from his man skins.

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