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    (News) Horse semen shots on Wildfoods menu

    Quote Originally Posted by Stuff.co.nz
    "Ram's testicles are so passe - this year extreme foodies wanting a real taste test will be lining up for a shot of stallion semen.

    Horse semen shots, to be followed with a swig of energy drink, are the new kids on the kitchen block at the famed Hokitika Wildfoods festival next month."
    More here: http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/fo...Wildfoods-menu


    Ah hell no!

    P.S. Look at the poll's results.


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    I'm sure if you wanted to you could just put a blind fold on and suck milk out of a hose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I'm sure if you wanted to you could just put a blind fold on and suck milk out of a hose.
    Have you been watching any "videos" lately?


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    Have you been watching any "videos" lately?
    Oh, I certainly have.

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    Sounds like horse bukkake to me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Sounds like horse bukkake to me!
    I'm sure there will be a few chicks queuing up for that sort of thing.

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    I voted yes.

    (PS: What's a "semen"?)
    Quote Originally Posted by FlangMaster
    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    Wild foods festival? Come one, come all.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    This story is going to run and run (and possibly dribble off the chin)
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    Trouble with these things is people just get sillier and sillier, it seems to be the new Zealand way!

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    Semen shots would probably be quite popular there considering the amount of cocksuckers that attend.

    The WFF is second only to the sevens in Wellington for rampant fuckwitism.

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    Urg reminded of the horse semen russian roulette skit from jackass...

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    Do people really think it will come from a horse ?

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    You don't drink it - you swallow it.... you can't foal me!
    Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine

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    They tried this before and there was a problem when a local pr0n star showed up. She took the glass and emptied it all over her face.

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