EQ jokes

[phill-k]

fuck you guys are funny

[fuknKIWI]

I will help with that ticket.

While you throwing tickets around I'll have one, I guess a ticket into CHCH is a lot cheaper than one out of CHCH.

[yod]

how about people post up threads about your family with alot of personal details like where you work, what school ya kids go to, Im sure then youd see the need for mods to be looking though forums.

Clearly youre a big keyboard warrior with a one inch cock, tell you what sweety, Ill pay for a ticket for you to fly to christchurch, and drive you to the cordons myself and watch you tell jokes to people waiting to find out if their family is dead or not. Wanna take me up on the offer?

Unless you got the balls to stand at the cordons and say it, you have no place saying it on the forums. I bet others would even chip in for the ticket, shouldnt be too much, you wont be needing a return.

Come to my house and tell me jokes about the family I still cant find and we see how tough you are mr fearless im soo cool being an annonymous keyboard warrior.
Put up, or fuck off.

amen......

[Maha]

I came here looking for the humour then found this, how about I say fuck you, I lived through this, my wife was on a bus just behind those crushed, there are local KB'ers who still have missing family, they would enjoy a little humour at the moment not this useless drivel. Tim made a good point but some useless git pipes up with that crap, get under your rock you useless turd.

how about people post up threads about your family with alot of personal details like where you work, what school ya kids go to, Im sure then youd see the need for mods to be looking though forums.

Clearly youre a big keyboard warrior with a one inch cock, tell you what sweety, Ill pay for a ticket for you to fly to christchurch, and drive you to the cordons myself and watch you tell jokes to people waiting to find out if their family is dead or not. Wanna take me up on the offer?

Unless you got the balls to stand at the cordons and say it, you have no place saying it on the forums. I bet others would even chip in for the ticket, shouldnt be too much, you wont be needing a return.

Come to my house and tell me jokes about the family I still cant find and we see how tough you are mr fearless im soo cool being an annonymous keyboard warrior.
Put up, or fuck off.

You guys want a laugh?
Check the link below, it should have been posted in J/H but it ended up in its rightful place...
Notice how he gets all anti when the jokes are pointed his way.
Compliments of Philk....enjoy.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...dibly-good-fun

[JMemonic]

While you throwing tickets around I'll have one, I guess a ticket into CHCH is a lot cheaper than one out of CHCH.

Air NZ have been selling tickets out for $50 and in for normal prices so I guess all the other cities need Cantabs to help with their numbers

[Winston001]

Dry ya fucken eyes princess I don't give a fuck whether its a moderator or not the thread was clearly labelled EQ jokes and was posted in Jokes and humour, I suppose your the sort of person that looks at spankme's lovely photos and then complains about nudity, my message if you don't want to be offended don't open the fucken thread princess.

Your over-reaction reveals much about you. Insecure, hidden guilt, uneasy conscience, probably a loner, good at anglo-saxon expletives but generally unable to express yourself fluently, highly defensive, likely to be loud after a few beers, front being a real man but in reality unsure of yourself.

[Smifffy]

Your over-reaction reveals much about you. Insecure, hidden guilt, uneasy conscience, probably a loner, good at anglo-saxon expletives but generally unable to express yourself fluently, highly defensive, likely to be loud after a few beers, front being a real man but in reality unsure of yourself.

Why! I oughta...

Oh you weren't talking about me....

Gotta love that Forer effect eh?

[AllanB]

Too early.

Nothing else to say - on my third wine of the evening as I have been each evening since Tuesday. Now that makes things a bit better. It did occur to us last night when we had neighbours over (who have similar damage to their home) and we were all sinking a few that we should possibly take turns drinking in case we need to flee in the middle of the night!

[fuknKIWI]

Too early.

Nothing else to say - on my third wine of the evening as I have been each evening since Tuesday. Now that makes things a bit better. It did occur to us last night when we had neighbours over (who have similar damage to their home) and we were all sinking a few that we should possibly take turns drinking in case we need to flee in the middle of the night!

Up there for thinking...

[\m/]

McDonalds are releasing a new burger; the McChristchurch, it comes with a free shake.

[jellywrestler]

At the moment it's like taking the piss out of a Dwarf with Downs syndrome.
It's not big and it's not clever.
At least wait till the dusts settled

[jellywrestler]

He is a moderator, it is his job to peruse the forums to try and prevent this site from spiralling downward inot an even more vile form of pathetic crap...

There isnt really a need to be throwing jokes about it so recklessly over the internet so soon. in a few months sure, but fuck its been less than a week.

if this is the case simply rename the thread EQ jokes september 4th earthquake then it's all cool isn't it?

[JMemonic]

McDonalds are releasing a new burger; the McChristchurch, it comes with a free shake.

See thats good I got a laugh.

[imdying]

I'd be more worried if there were no jokes about. It totalled a lot of our city, but I'd be more worried if it broke New Zealand as well, cause currently we're in big trouble without you.

[schrodingers cat]

Too early.

Nothing else to say - on my third wine of the evening as I have been each evening since Tuesday. Now that makes things a bit better. It did occur to us last night when we had neighbours over (who have similar damage to their home) and we were all sinking a few that we should possibly take turns drinking in case we need to flee in the middle of the night!

A really clever person would be drinking cask wine. That way if you have to flee you won't spill any and when you are finished you'll have a comfy pillow

Now THATS thinking