Some medical advice please...

**Fatt Max** · 2nd March 2011, 18:28

Ok, here is the deal,

I have a dose of flu that is giving me the complete arse. Need to get myself all sorted for the Westpac on Sunday.....

....and yes, I know I need to harden the fuck up......

But, and here is my quandary, I have a....well......quandary.

Ok, bought myself some flu tablets, got home and put them on the bench. Pouring the water out watching something on TV and not really paying attention. I pick up the tablet sleeve, pop one out and chuck it down me neck....

Then I look down at the bench and see my cold tablets intact......but one on the dogs worming pills (that were also on the bench, in a sleeve) is missing.

So, putting two and two togetherm I have gone and taken a fucking worming tablet, Frontline Plus to be exact.

So far so good, I'm on my feet and can still see / hear / smell / eat, however tha back of my ears are as itchy as fuck and I have this real need to chew my old slippers. No real urge to shag anyones leg or poo in the garden at this time, but I'm hoping I may be able to have a lick of my.......oh forget it, me gut is in the way.

I'll let you know how this all pans out I suppose......hang on, there is someone at our fence....woof fucking woof...fuck the wook off....woof woof....

**CookMySock** · 2nd March 2011, 18:31

Heh I like it!

**blackdog** · 2nd March 2011, 18:33

hahahahaha

i'm putting this down to a slow kb afternoon

good to see you have no worms

**Pussy** · 2nd March 2011, 18:34

Maybe you'll finally stop dragging your arse along the carpet now, FM???

**FJRider** · 2nd March 2011, 18:41

We await the results ... with intense anticipation ...

**Katman** · 2nd March 2011, 18:45

When we worm our dogs they always look like they're on speed.

You might be on to something.

**Fatt Max** · 2nd March 2011, 18:47

Originally Posted by Katman

When we worm our dogs they always look like they're on speed.

You might be on to something.

eh, wot, eh, wot, eh, wot, eh, eh, eh, oi Alan, Alan, geezer, Alan, eh, eh, eh, wot wot, eh, wot, fuck look at that dragon, wot, Alan, eh, wot......

**blackdog** · 2nd March 2011, 18:49

**Oakie** · 2nd March 2011, 18:58

Ha ha. Nice FM. Can do you a nice deal on some special shampoo that'll leave you with a shiny coat and kill fleas for 28 days.

I once started to brush my teeth with 'Bepanthan' vitamin A cream.

**Duke girl** · 2nd March 2011, 19:04

Thats the most funniest thing l have read in a long time on here. Now that you have wormed yourself you will now have a little extra money in your pocket due to not eating as much as you use to.
If you start barking dont panic as that will just be the side affects ok?.

**Fatt Max** · 2nd March 2011, 19:09

Originally Posted by Duke girl

Thats the most funniest thing l have read in a long time on here. Now that you have wormed yourself you will now have a little extra money in your pocket due to not eating as much as you use to.
If you start barking dont panic as that will just be the side affects ok?.

Fuck me, the answer to all my problems.......sounds a bit....you know....diety....

**Pussy** · 2nd March 2011, 19:38

So, how are you greeting people now, FM?

"Hi, I'm FM *sniff sniff*, how are you going? *sniff sniff*".....

**Fatt Max** · 2nd March 2011, 19:44

Originally Posted by Pussy

So, how are you greeting people now, FM?

"Hi, I'm FM *sniff sniff*, how are you going? *sniff sniff*".....

Yeah, everyone seems so much more friendly eh.....

**steve_t** · 2nd March 2011, 19:55

I'd suggest you call the NZ Poison Centre in Dunedin just to be safe.

If Swallowed: Call a poison control center or doctor immediately for treatment advice. Have person sip a glass of water if able to swallow. Do not induce vomiting unless told to do so by a poison control center or doctor. Do not give anything by mouth to an unconscious person.