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hey big boy(

what are you doin still up!

Who needs Omegle ?

[hayd3n]

I don't see what is so bad about Honda riders.

you meet the nicest people on a honda

[hayd3n]

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You: wassup
Stranger: hilo
You: where?
You: heylow
Stranger: everyone that asks this disconnects when I say I'm from the US. So before you disconnect, can you please tell me why
You: lol
Stranger: I'm not fat and I didn't vote for bush
You: new zealand here
Stranger: Yea you guys are so bad. Just don't call you Aussies and I'm good
Stranger: aren't so bad*
You: coz most of the fucktards just want to cyber
Stranger: not this guy
You: you like nz?
You: we have roads with corners
Stranger: Never been, but worked with Aussies and NZ'ers in Afghan and I got them mixed up
Stranger: lol WTF
You: hehe
Stranger: yeah, I was politely informed of the difference
You: never ever get a kiwi mixed up with a kangaroo
Stranger: I gave him a WTF look because I had no clue Kiwi meant NZ
You: haha
You: my missus is part american
Stranger: That is exactly what the guy told me. Word for word.
Stranger: haha that is interesting. I have never, ever heard anyone referred to as 'part-american' because we all come from somewhere else
You: lol
You: her dad is american
You: mun is kiwi so american kiwi
Stranger: one day I'll be a crusty old ex-pat bar owner in somewhere cool as shit
You: 8m
You: *m
Stranger: gotcha
You: its 10.34 pm monday here
Stranger: it is 634pm where I am
You: i missed watching the moto gp
Stranger: sorry to hear that
You: yea
Stranger: I am American, but currently in Korea
You: silly satelitte tv postponned it
You: no impressed
You: weve had a share of quakes
You: but im 400 kms away from that
Stranger: glad to hear it (that you're safe, not that Kiwis got quakes)
You: we did was all over the news
Stranger: didn't hear about it, but my sleep schedule is fucked and I don't watch TV anyways
You: http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/magn...s-chch-3759865
You: link
You: was a month ago
Stranger: damn
Stranger: how many hurt? (my connection is crappy hotel wifi... link still loading)
You: 170 dead or so
You: 100 or so hurt
Stranger: I am very sorry to hear that
You: our mountains were created by the two plates
Stranger: it's a shame that didn't make much news in the US, at least that I'm aware of
You: we have volcanoes too
Stranger: yea, that'll do it
You: most extint
Stranger: Volcano craters have a mystical beauty to em
You: yup
Stranger: at least, the ones I've seen on the internet did heh
You: lol
Stranger: ha yea I haven't checked my globe recently but NZ isn't a very big country from memory
You: about the same size as japan
Stranger: at least in comparison
You: 10x smaller than auzzie
You: but 20x better
Stranger: no shit, and I like to think of myself as one of the non-ignorant Americans
Stranger: hahaha pride FTW
Stranger: .2
Stranger: whoops
You: lol
You: what ya doin in korea?
Stranger: I'm in the military and I got sent here for a month or two
You: ok
Stranger: so I'm pretty much drunk for that time
You: im a plastic fabricator
You: lol
You: my motorcycle buddys supply me with plenty of booze
Stranger: I understand the gist of 'plastic fabricator' but I can't imagine what that entails day to day
You: constantly fixing somones fairings
Stranger: motorcycle is in my bucket list
You: plastic pipes, drainage, display cases, card holders
You: etc
Stranger: oh okay
You: motorcycle = a new way to see things
Stranger: that isn't nearly as complicated as what I had in mind
You: and a easy way to spend $$
Stranger: yea, after reading Hunter Thompson's Hell's Angels I need a harley
You: i make/fix stuff outa plastic
You: harley = gay in nz
You: in
Stranger: bah!
You: watch south park harley riders
You: lol
Stranger: I would love a crotch rocket
Stranger: but first I need me a badass harley
You: y not a victory?
Stranger: much more likely to make your missus scream in pleasure
You: far superior and way more elegant
You: she sez ur dreaming
You: and that what old men ride like her father lol
Stranger: but in America, Harley has an unbreakable image
Stranger: I'm not a motorcycle connoseur by any means
You: search victory (the new American bike)
Stranger: especially if they're cheaper
Stranger: all the badass MC clubs here ride harleys
Stranger: haha will do
You: yea but soft cocks if you meet them on their own
Stranger: but, I do have a thing for down and dirty
Stranger: lol
You: most 600 cc sports bike will beat a worked harley down a quarter mile
Stranger: harleys ain't for racin' my friend
Stranger: cruisin
You: they for polishing?
You: deffinetly not cornering
Stranger: of course not
You: lattes?
Stranger: Harley's are about the open road and freedom
You: america already had freedom just like the scotts
Stranger: but I like your sense of humor
You: chur
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I got nothin
Stranger: fuck man that hurts
You: bugger
Stranger: hey I gotta go grab some food before spades&beer it was cool talkin to you though
You: sweet as
You: spades?
You: http://www.victorymotorcycles.com.au/en-au/Victory/
Stranger: look it up, better than poker IMO
You: ok
You: cya
Stranger: late

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You: wassup
Stranger: hilo
You: where?
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You: spades?
You: http://www.victorymotorcycles.com.au/en-au/Victory/
Stranger: look it up, better than poker IMO
You: ok
You: cya
Stranger: late

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