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    Quote Originally Posted by sfordnz View Post
    THE HURT LOCKER
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    I disarm bombs
    I like doing it
    (homo erotic play fighting scene)
    I'm good at disarming bombs
    I'm gonna keep doing it
    The end
    Why did you mention this. Just thinking about this pile of shit movie makes me mad.

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    Not the worst but it's pretty bad (cept for some ladies). The producers and script writers must have been like "Oh, we are short on time, out of idea and budget. What shall we do? That's fine. Let's just stop it here and produce it."


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    "The Men Who Stare at Goats", another Clooney clanger

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    Dirty Movie, I think we lasted two minutes past the opening credits before turning it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    "The Men Who Stare at Goats", another Clooney clanger
    That was awesome!

    Goes to show, it takes all sorts.

    (I liked hurt locker too, which appears to get bad KB reviews...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    That was awesome!

    Goes to show, it takes all sorts.

    (I liked hurt locker too, which appears to get bad KB reviews...)
    Men Who Stare at Goats was satire, which everyone knows is well beyond the ken of motorcyclists.

    I loved it too.
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    went on a sort of blind date years ago,met this bird at a movie joint she arranged and had to sit through fuckin "beaches" and didnt even get a shag!!! got to be the worst ever movie with yawn of the rings a close second..........i mean come on.......walking talking telepathic trees for fucks sake
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Men Who Stare at Goats was satire, which everyone knows is well beyond the ken of motorcyclists.

    I loved it too.
    Satire? I thought it was a doco. Didn't you try riding through a sheep?
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    I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell - The Tucker Max movie

    abandon ship. I cringed my way through the first 45 minutes of this utter smacktard trying to pick up girls and BE THE MAN.

    His technique is basically piss off the ugly ones and the hot ones will like him.

    Cinematic finery. And his mates aren't funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sfordnz View Post
    THE HURT LOCKER
    storey goes

    I disarm bombs
    I like doing it
    (homo erotic play fighting scene)
    I'm good at disarming bombs
    I'm gonna keep doing it
    The end
    The bomb disarming expert, who is also a sniper and an expert in everything else military !!

    If she (the director) knew anything about military then she would know that they are specialists in only ONE field !!


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    Giant Shark Versus Mega Octopus. Although its marginally more watchable than anything else Hollywood has vomited out over the last decade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Men Who Stare at Goats was satire, which everyone knows is well beyond the ken of motorcyclists.

    I loved it too.
    Hell yeah, awesome movie - one I actually could sit through and enjoy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sfordnz View Post
    THE HURT LOCKER
    storey goes
    I disarm bombs
    I like doing it
    (homo erotic play fighting scene)
    I'm good at disarming bombs
    I'm gonna keep doing it
    The end
    Ahhhhh I hated this one.
    Yep I loved how non-millitary the acting was as well. Made me want to send the actors to a real war, just to be shot, just so there was no Hurt Locker2....... it was that bad
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    I find George Clueless is about as wooden, dazed and confused looking as Nicholas Cage. If Nick's surname was Bike and not Cage, maybe I'd like him better?

    Anyway, this thread has dredged up my all time worst movie.

    It had Snoop Dogg in it - Soul Plane (2004).
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    Four Lions.

    Black comedy but still a shit movie.
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