Why is it when females outnumber males in a household...

[allycatz]

Flatties girlfriend got bollocked recently after spending 25 minutes in the shower, using my shower gel and conditioner and to top it off uses half a roll of bloody toilet paper every time she goes to the loo....that chick has to have the cleanest twat in kapiti

[LBD]

Two guys and a gal in this house, both us males are responsible for about 8 of the 100 bottles in the bathroom.

8 Bottles?...What 4 bottles does a bloke need in the shower?

I have a shampoo and thats it....the other 99 bottles are hers...

[Blackshear]

8 Bottles?...What 4 bottles does a bloke need in the shower?

I have a shampoo and thats it....the other 99 bottles are hers...

Shamp/Cond/Shaving cream/toothapaste-a.

[Virago]

Are all those bottles actually empty though? My wife explained the phenomenon in great detail:

Only 80-85% of the contents of any shampoo or conditioner bottle is useable at any time. The remainder "goes off", causing dull and lifeless hair - the only cure is to buy new (different) bottles.

The remnants cannot be thrown out - that's wasteful...

[avgas]

Empty bottles in the shower is the same reason why old tea bags go on the bench not 9 inches away in the rubbish bin.
Has something to do with the moon cycles and cosmic alignment.
Just watch out because when the cycles align - it is the coming of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
There is hell on earth.

(above is not a cryptic as it sounds - you will know it when you experience it.....)

[Paul in NZ]

Dont be fooled - those things act like the half filled with water bottles some people put on their lawns to stop dogs peeing on them. Yer average bloke likes to combine as many functions into one activity but they think, oops, better not pee in the shower, theres a few expensive looking bottles down there....

Having been used to being the only guy in the house (3 daughters) I also observe that all that shit women pour over themselves also leaves a terrible scummy film on the shower tray.....

[allycatz]

Actually I find that the empty bottles can become quite an amusing game when you hiff them over the top of the shower box to see how close you can get them to the waste bin

[Edbear]

I asked my wife about this and she said "Oh, women are just lazy."

Pretty much sums it up...

[Maha]

Although its a 50/50 split here I find myself adjusting the shower/drivers seat in the Holden/Toilet seat......what guy am I, should start a poll...

[allycatz]

Although its a 50/50 split here I find myself adjusting the shower/drivers seat in the Holden/Toilet seat......what guy am I, should start a poll...

Yeah lets start up one of those totally useless 'toilet seat up or seat down' polls

[Maha]

Yeah lets start up one of those totally useless 'toilet seat up or seat down' polls

Its rightful postion is up, but we men ugh ugh place it carefully in the down postion as to appease the fairer and more lovely gender.

[oneofsix]

Its rightful postion is up, but we men ugh ugh place it carefully in the down postion as to appease the fairer and more lovely gender.

if you want to really annoy the "fairer and more lovely gender" try closing the lid. They can't go mad at you for leaving the seat up but they now have to lift the lid

[Bald Eagle]

Never really understood that. Force to move lid in up position past 88 degrees for gravity effect = fuck all, effort required to lift/raise lid from horizontal to beyond 90 degrees two times fuck all.

Bugger I think I'll just go pee in the bushes.

[oneofsix]

Never really understood that. Force to move lid in up position past 88 degrees for gravity effect = fuck all, effort required to lift/raise lid from horizontal to beyond 90 degrees two times fuck all.

Bugger I think I'll just go pee in the bushes.

Its good to be a man, the whole world is your urinal

[superman]

Clearly they are witches, and the bottles are for their beauty potions Tape the shower door shut one day and let it fill with water, can't remember whether witches sink or float really well, guess you'll find out. Unless they are really good at their beauty potions, then just leave em to it, cos super hot witches are all good.

Was there a floating or sinking thing about em? I know that they used to dunk em in water for a long period of time and if they survived they were witches and burnt. If they died then woopsies