Osama is dead

**Paul in NZ** · 4th May 2011, 08:38

Originally Posted by allycatz

The whole buried at sea bizzo is a little weird and so quickly as well....so I reckon the rumour that he was a CIA insider is probs right and he has been pulled from the operation, lost the nappy off his head, shaved his beard and now is on a witness protection programme in Eketahuna

Christ - clean shaven? He will stand out like a sore thumb there

**Edbear** · 4th May 2011, 08:43

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Dont get me wrong - I'm not worried about him meeting an untimely end at all. Live by the sword die by the sword and I'm sure he knew sooner or later it would come to this.... What does sit a little more uneasily with me is that the USA can enter another country, un invited, kill a bunch of people and leave without so much as a 'sorry about the mess'... Yes - they are allies and yes it is a wierd place not at all like here but imagine how you would feel if a carrier turned up off hawkes bay, flew a mission to Palmerston North, killed a few chaps and flew off with the bodies...

What scares me most of all is that they are very proud of killing him without a trial and away from a theatre of war (arguable). Sure, covert assasination has been practised for ever by the larger countries but if you one bit of good news is you killed someone its not a sign of great health for a community surely? I mean its not up there with landing on the moon or the cure for cancer is it? Maybe the days of lofty goals and the advancement of man are behind us - and thats genuinely sad...

Still - once he threw that stone at the cops, his fate was sealed.... silly boy...

Originally Posted by oneofsix

OH ok, I thought he would be serving in the Kebab van in the square in Palmerston North.

Hmmmm... I can smell a conspiracy here...

**oneofsix** · 4th May 2011, 08:47

Originally Posted by Edbear

Hmmmm... I can smell a conspiracy here...

thats why Ahmed Zaoui came to NZ

**MSTRS:Me** · 4th May 2011, 08:59

Originally Posted by oneofsix

thats why Ahmed Zaoui came to NZ

Aha! But can you tell us...
1. He knew that Osama would come here eventually, and Ahmed came early to buy the kebab stand and get it all set up first?
...or...
2. Ahmed needed the extra time to gain his NZ pilot's licence, so he could hire a Cessna, which he planned to fly into the kebab stall once Obama was working it?

**oneofsix** · 4th May 2011, 09:06

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Aha! But can you tell us...
1. He knew that Osama would come here eventually, and Ahmed came early to buy the kebab stand and get it all set up first?
...or...
2. Ahmed needed the extra time to gain his NZ pilot's licence, so he could hire a Cessna, which he planned to fly into the kebab stall once Obama was working it?

1. Osama, 2. Obama. Jeeze who we killing here? Or are they the same person? Have you just let slip the real secret in this conspiracy MSTRS? you had better watch your back now the CIA will be after you.

Nah Achmed set up the Kebab stand and arranged for the cross to be removed from the Palmerston North war memorial clock so Osama would have somewhere to work comfortably and plan his next attack, an LPG powered kebab cart explosion under the Beehive during Obama's state visit

**allycatz** · 4th May 2011, 10:03

Originally Posted by oneofsix

1. Osama, 2. Obama. Jeeze who we killing here? Or are they the same person? Have you just let slip the real secret in this conspiracy MSTRS? you had better watch your back now the CIA will be after you.

Nah Achmed set up the Kebab stand and arranged for the cross to be removed from the Palmerston North war memorial clock so Osama would have somewhere to work comfortably and plan his next attack, an LPG powered kebab cart explosion under the Beehive during Obama's state visit

Actually I think I just spotted him going into the kebab shop on Kapiti Rd when I was getting petrol next door.....

**MSTRS:Me** · 4th May 2011, 10:11

Originally Posted by oneofsix

1. Osama, 2. Obama. Jeeze who we killing here?

Maybe I knew on some subliminal level that Obama will need to do something for a living after his presidency ends...and Ahmed wanted revenge?

**sgtp** · 4th May 2011, 11:09

hey, so now that Osama is dead, can we all agree that water-boarding works and critics calling for it not to be used anymore are responsible for any more major attacks on the US?

Waterboarding the Kelik Shea Muhamed guy in gitmo provided the intel to find Osama.

**oneofsix** · 4th May 2011, 11:11

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Maybe I knew on some subliminal level that Obama will need to do something for a living after his presidency ends...and Ahmed wanted revenge?

I'm sure he rides a 650

**Swoop** · 4th May 2011, 12:20

Bin Laden gets to the after life.
He asks Saddam, "Where are all the wonderful things I was promised, the seventy two virgins, the wealth, the paradise?"

Saddam replies, "Yeah, no one seems to know who started that rumour!"

**oneofsix** · 4th May 2011, 15:27

Bin Laden was unarmed when he was confronted by US commandos at his Pakistani hideout but tried to resist the assault, the White House said on Tuesday (local time) as new details emerged about the audacious raid that killed the world's most wanted terrorist.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/osama-b...-photo-release
So how was he resisting that required him to be shot in the head if he was unarmed?

**Maha** · 4th May 2011, 15:50

Originally Posted by oneofsix

Bin Laden was unarmed when he was confronted by US commandos at his Pakistani hideout but tried to resist the assault, the White House said on Tuesday (local time) as new details emerged about the audacious raid that killed the world's most wanted terrorist.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/osama-b...-photo-release
So how was he resisting that required him to be shot in the head if he was unarmed?

All those that worked in the Twin Towers didn't stand much of a chance either.

**Jackal** · 4th May 2011, 16:52

I hear Elton John is releasing a new version of one of his songs in light of these recent events. He has called it, "Sandels in the bin"!

**Paul in NZ** · 4th May 2011, 16:54

Originally Posted by Maha

All those that worked in the Twin Towers didn't stand much of a chance either.

Thats true but John Wayne is supposed to go through hell and high water to get the bad guy to the trial so he can be found guilty. This is an old fashioned lynching thats becoming sop - very sad...