Top reasons to hate Harley Davidsons and those that ride them

**James Deuce** · 9th May 2011, 08:46

One of the bikes on my "must own one day" list is a Rocker (not the "C" that looks like a tart's handbag - crikey an opinion).

I can ride 5-600kms a day on one in perfect comfort and the only thing that hurts is my friggin' jaw from carrying a huge grin the whole time.

Ergo, how sore your face is at the end of a day's ride is a better indicator of how much of a biker you are.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 9th May 2011, 08:54

Originally Posted by gearte

Oh come on,im not the only one whos thought about it.

"Twenty-five grand and twenty-five Kms don't make you a biker."

How far can you ride your KTM SMR for before you feel like you've been raped by a Wilderbeast? About 25km's??

**gearte** · 9th May 2011, 09:09

Originally Posted by Usarka

That might be contrary to popular opinion!

And a huge popular opinion!! Why is a black uniform and penis helmet compulsary to ride a loud,obnoxious and slow machine??

**scumdog** · 9th May 2011, 09:11

Originally Posted by gearte

And a huge popular opinion!! Why is a black uniform and penis helmet compulsary to ride a loud,obnoxious and slow machine??

And the tassles, don't forget the tassles!

Oh, and the fingerless gloves.

**Griffin** · 9th May 2011, 09:13

Originally Posted by gearte

Oh come on,im not the only one whos thought about it.

"Twenty-five grand and twenty-five Kms don't make you a biker."

Whether someone owns a Harley and rides it 100,000k a year, or owns a Harley and keeps it gathering dust in their garage... at least they still own a Harley. Just cos you own something doesnt mean you wanna be the stereotype of that.

Your just a tad jealous me thinks... perhaps your ride doesnt turn as many heads as you had hoped. Try and have a nice day... treat yourself to something pretty... then you might not feel the need to start threads designed to antagonise other people based on their personal preferences.

**Ronin** · 9th May 2011, 09:13

Originally Posted by gearte

And a huge popular opinion!! Why is a black uniform and penis helmet compulsary to ride a loud,obnoxious and slow machine??

Ahhhh, I see the issue. His mothers boyfriend rides a Harley.

**marty** · 9th May 2011, 09:13

and the chaps.

**gearte** · 9th May 2011, 09:14

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

How far can you ride your KTM SMR for before you feel like you've been raped by a Wilderbeast? About 25km's??

U must have ridden a KTM too!! cant argue with you there!

**Ronin** · 9th May 2011, 09:14

Originally Posted by scumdog

And the tassles, don't forget the tassles!

Oh, and the fingerless gloves.

Or the wave. Has to be a wave.

HEY! We should have a secret KB Wave.

**scumdog** · 9th May 2011, 09:15

Originally Posted by marty

and the chaps.

Sorry Marty, how could I have forgotten the chaps??

**James Deuce** · 9th May 2011, 09:17

Originally Posted by Ronin

Ahhhh, I see the issue. His mothers boyfriend rides a Harley.

I reckon it's his Dad's boyfriend.

**Scuba_Steve** · 9th May 2011, 09:18

Thing I hate most about the Harley riders is, you don't get in the lane split just to go the same fucking speed as the cars!!!

**James Deuce** · 9th May 2011, 09:19

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

Thing I hate most about the Harley riders is, you don't get in the lane split just to go the same fucking speed as the cars!!!

And that would be ALL Harley Riders? Just like ALL Honda riders are gay - oh, hang on....

**JimO** · 9th May 2011, 09:19

i dont mind harleys but have to wonder why some hareley riders turn themselves into walking HD advertisments, and WHY do you need a leather waistcoat???