Give it a good whack...

**UberRhys** · 14th May 2011, 07:54

Originally Posted by FJRider

I had computer probs a few years back ... so in rage ... I biffed it out the 3rd floor window ...

After it landed ... I checked it out ...

YEP ... it WAS fucked ...

**specter** · 14th May 2011, 09:30

Originally Posted by ducatilover

I heard of a guy throwing his Suzuki at a cliff to make it look better.

i was trying to proove a point

Originally Posted by jaffaonajappa

Did it work?

im sorry to admit, i probably caused the chch earthquake... sorry guys, but gsxr's are really powerful

Originally Posted by ducatilover

It did, thing has some sweet fairings now

cheers, just need to finish it off now..... where the hell do you get this money stuff from?

**ducatilover** · 14th May 2011, 10:00

Originally Posted by specter

i was trying to proove a point

cheers, just need to finish it off now..... where the hell do you get this money stuff from?

Money? I'm a student

Can't get a job to suit my student hours. So John Key gives me money..... I'm as broke as all fuck, yet I still own two bikes

**FJRider** · 14th May 2011, 10:11

Originally Posted by jaffaonajappa

Did it work?

And...ive never seen a Honda thrown at a cliff. Heard of em being thrown Off them tho....

They go faster when you throw them OFF a cliff ... they stop pretty quick too ...

**ynot slow** · 14th May 2011, 10:29

Originally Posted by FJRider

I had computer probs a few years back ... so in rage ... I biffed it out the 3rd floor window ...

After it landed ... I checked it out ...

YEP ... it WAS fucked ...

Originally Posted by unstuck

That made me laugh like fuck.

Nearly pissed myself,we decided to chuck empty cans from the Richmond hotel(hope thats its name)in Nelson from 6th floor,seems odd that people thought we were chucking at them,nope just aiming at a manhole.The bed wouldn't fit,seems if 3 guys do a flying banzai onto the single bed they collapse,and consierge wasn't happy.

**specter** · 14th May 2011, 11:18

Originally Posted by ynot slow

Nearly pissed myself,we decided to chuck empty cans from the Richmond hotel(hope thats its name)in Nelson from 6th floor,seems odd that people thought we were chucking at them,nope just aiming at a manhole.The bed wouldn't fit,seems if 3 guys do a flying banzai onto the single bed they collapse,and consierge wasn't happy.

only in nelson eh?

**Batcerb** · 14th May 2011, 13:34

Ive seen plenty of misbehaving welding machines get boots to sort them out.

Seen it work once

**slofox** · 14th May 2011, 15:12

I had a computer that had huge dents in the side panel...the dude asked me how it happened...I said...

"Percussive maintenance".

**Usarka** · 14th May 2011, 15:29

I walked into a room with some friends, and said 'let their be light' as I flicked the switch. Pop- the bulb exploded.

Sorry god!

**Reido** · 14th May 2011, 16:07

My xbox 360 controller the other night.
Had a couple mates around to play xbox, my wireless controller decided to fuck out.
So I went outside and dropped it off the deck onto the drive way.

The look on their faces when I chucked it to them and said "working now" was great.

It broke again 20 mins later >_>

**ynot slow** · 14th May 2011, 16:50

Originally Posted by slofox

I had a computer that had huge dents in the side panel...the dude asked me how it happened...I said...

"Percussive maintenance".

Mine was "it said hit any key,so I used a bloody hammer"

**marty** · 14th May 2011, 17:26

Originally Posted by FJRider

I WISH ...

An anti-climax? Is that when you go soft before orgasm?

**marty** · 14th May 2011, 17:28

Originally Posted by ynot slow

Nearly pissed myself,we decided to chuck empty cans from the Richmond hotel(hope thats its name)in Nelson from 6th floor,seems odd that people thought we were chucking at them,nope just aiming at a manhole.The bed wouldn't fit,seems if 3 guys do a flying banzai onto the single bed they collapse,and consierge wasn't happy.

and 3 guys were trying to fit into a single bed because......