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    A workmate got a text a 2am today to tell her the flight was cancelled.
    Jetstar sucks and the present non flying will sink then here in NZ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
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    In 9 hours and 40 minutes we are scheduled to fly out of Christchurch to start our Rarotongan holiday. SOOooooo glad we booked Air New Zealand.
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    And don't complain at the jetstar desk or you might get whacked in the head. Several times.
    As seen on TV: http://tvnz.co.nz/close-up/video-sho...e-5-56-4256739
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Have a spare bike. Ride it home if ya like. Will contact.

    Am pissy. You were in town and didn't call.
    Not much down time on this trip mate, I made the mistake of bringing the laptop with me.

    Riding home in the rain with 40kg of baggage and borrowed gear Vs. a $56 rental car with radio, heater & electric windows - I'll be in touch......... yeah, right!

    I do appreciate the offer bud. I'm flying home with Air NZ tomorrow, I just can't stomach the piss poor customer relations from Jetstar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Proof that it has nothing to do with safety, everything to do with economics.
    and also, if it is about safety, then why are they putting their pax on airnz flights?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Not much down time on this trip mate, I made the mistake of bringing the laptop with me.

    Riding home in the rain with 40kg of baggage and borrowed gear Vs. a $56 rental car with radio, heater & electric windows - I'll be in touch......... yeah, right!

    I do appreciate the offer bud. I'm flying home with Air NZ tomorrow, I just can't stomach the piss poor customer relations from Jetstar.


    If ya'd stayed the night here I'm sure we coulda rustled up some 'piss poor relations' for ya too.

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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    And don't complain at the jetstar desk or you might get whacked in the head. Several times.
    As seen on TV: http://tvnz.co.nz/close-up/video-sho...e-5-56-4256739
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    I get to fly a bit...and jet star have earned my badge as the least competent Airline operation I have had the misfortune to deal with...

    After flying continous 3/4 of the way around the world to get home.....yes 3/4.....on a one world booking, I finally made it to Auckland ...one hop to go...chch on Jetstar....checked in and waiting....and waiting...."Ladies and gentlemen, Jetstar wish to make the following anouncement, flight### to Chch has been cancelled due to a shortage of crew".....that is A SHORTAGE OF CREW...30minutes before departure?

    So I wander over to the Air NZ counter without queing for a jetstar refund. The next Air NZ flight was in 45 minutes....but only double price premium seat tickets available but WTH I just wanted to get home.

    It does not end there....I get on the Air NZ plane with the 6 other passangers...

    I ask my self why the auckland ANZ staff had not turned around and immediatly offered $75 to $100 one of fares to Chch....they would have filled the flight...and rubbed jetstar's nose in it to boot.

    Air NZ were just bloody lucky I was not a share holder....I would have made a right song and dance about turning away all that business.

    I now flatly refuse to fly Jetstar....and you should to

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Am pissy. You were in town and didn't call.
    Nya nya na-nya nya. He came saw me.....

    Seriously though, Jetstar have the mintest flight attendants, that's all they've got going. I wont go anywhere near that shity shitty airline ever again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    Seriously though, Jetstar have the mintest flight attendants, that's all they've got going.
    You like the big burly gay polynesian boys Jimmy?.

    BTW, I've purchased 2 packets of fags since I saw you on Monday. I need some patches!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    So Jetstar, I hope you get dragged through the ACCC and raped in the arse with the rough end of a Pineapple. Coonts!

    I was booked to use them a couple years back for a Bledisloe test up in Auckland, meeting a mate there with terminal cancer...last boys weekend and all that. Had trouble doing the online check in thing the day before so called them and said I wanted to ensure there would be no problems with my reservation with the flight. I was reassured there would be no issues at all (I booked months before) and when I got to the check in counter was asked to stand to one side as I would only be on the flight if someone didn't turn up as it was full. WTF?!

    As you say sir, coonts!

    PS. I did make it on but was pretty furious after booking so far in advance and checking only the day before to make sure there would be no issues given the online checkin errors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    Seriously though, Jetstar have the mintest flight attendants, that's all they've got going.
    A mate of mine was rooting one of them there Jetstar dollies for a while. Reckoned she was a right go er.....

    Dont reackon he needed any of thet 'delay' cream either, Jetstar offer that for free...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    A mate of mine was rooting one of them there Jetstar dollies for a while. Reckoned she was a right go er.....

    Dont reackon he needed any of thet 'delay' cream either, Jetstar offer that for free...
    ..her landing strip was probably always clear and when she asked ''can I tighten that for you'' it would all be over before you could say ''no cheese please im dairy intolerant''

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    Fucking Jetstar. Mum was meant to be flying up from Chch today to get away for a bit, and to be at my son's 4th birthday party. Wankers. If AirNZ can fly, so can they.
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