Weeny willy syndrome?

**slofox** · 30th June 2011, 12:19

I wonder what makes these dudes tick sometimes...

Lovely crisp, still, fine and sunny morning this am

so I took the scenic route to work. Head back towards Te Kowhai from Ngaruawahia on SH39.

Get out of the town and come up behind an SUV doing about 90 clicks. So on the first straight I pull out to pootle past him. At which point he plants his foot - to try and thwart the passing manoeuvre I suppose - I can't imagine any other reason.

So I squeeze it a bit more but he keeps on at it...I get up beside him and look at him through his driver's window...he looks back. I gently lift the left hand and extend the usual digit - at which point I open it up and blast off into the distance.

Does he give up? Not fucking likely. Insists on trying to tailgate...

Now a sensible grampa man like me would normally just let him past and get on with his life, yes?

Not today. The demons were a little restless and got the better of sound judgement. There ensued a mildly exciting wind through the nicely curved sections of that road.

Mr SUV finally gave it away and things returned to normal, good, sensible riding at modest pace.

Made the morning, really...

**White trash** · 30th June 2011, 12:25

You got the hurry up through the twisties by a dude in a 4WD, on a GSXR600? Ever contemplated Honda ownership?

**imdying** · 30th June 2011, 12:42

Heh, when I was 15 on a 250 I'd pin it against everything. Now a bit older, round, and with a much faster bike, I just can't bring myself to. Racing cars feels a bit like picking on a kid with downs syndrome (it gets boring quickly).

**Grasshopperus** · 30th June 2011, 12:56

Haha, nice one Slofox. I can only imagine what that guy must've felt like on being given the finger then pwnd.

**slofox** · 30th June 2011, 13:07

Originally Posted by White trash

You got the hurry up through the twisties by a dude in a 4WD, on a GSXR600? Ever contemplated Honda ownership?

Ermmmm - no real hurry up through the cornery bits wt - he was well gone by then.

I still wonder what the guy was thinking though...

**avgas** · 30th June 2011, 13:27

Sorry which one had the weeny willy. The 4wd who sped up to stop a passing motorcyclist or the motorcyclist who 'had to beat him'?
I got confused.....

**slofox** · 30th June 2011, 13:45

Originally Posted by avgas

Sorry which one had the weeny willy. The 4wd who sped up to stop a passing motorcyclist or the motorcyclist who 'had to beat him'?
I got confused.....

Either or both...you decide.

**oldrider** · 30th June 2011, 13:49

Funny thing about age, you're willy seems get smaller while your ball bag gets the saggy saggy droop!

Your mind still ticks along in young man mode and gets you into all sorts of situations that your body has no hope of retrieving you from!

Don't worry though the Viagra you took for your penis probably only got as far as your finger!

Like everything else effected by age it wont last long, just long enough to get you into trouble it seems.

Try to keep these impulsive urges under control and enjoy a long relaxed senior life! (preferably in one piece)

**nodrog:Me** · 30th June 2011, 14:04

people in cars like to go fast too?

**Banditbandit** · 30th June 2011, 14:16

Originally Posted by slofox

I wonder what makes these dudes tick sometimes...

Lovely crisp, still, fine and sunny morning this am

so I took the scenic route to work. Head back towards Te Kowhai from Ngaruawahia on SH39.

Get out of the town and come up behind an SUV doing about 90 clicks. So on the first straight I pull out to pootle past him. At which point he plants his foot - to try and thwart the passing manoeuvre I suppose - I can't imagine any other reason.

So I squeeze it a bit more but he keeps on at it...I get up beside him and look at him through his driver's window...he looks back. I gently lift the left hand and extend the usual digit - at which point I open it up and blast off into the distance.

Does he give up? Not fucking likely. Insists on trying to tailgate...

Now a sensible grampa man like me would normally just let him past and get on with his life, yes?

Not today. The demons were a little restless and got the better of sound judgement. There ensued a mildly exciting wind through the nicely curved sections of that road.

Mr SUV finally gave it away and things returned to normal, good, sensible riding at modest pace.

Made the morning, really...

Yeah .. playing with the traffic can be fun!

**Katman** · 30th June 2011, 14:31

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

Yeah .. playing with the traffic can be fun!

Until someone loses an eye.....

....or a leg......

....or their life.

**pzkpfw** · 30th June 2011, 14:34

...or their sense of humour.

**007XX** · 30th June 2011, 14:37

Tsk, tsk... Boys and their wee willys... or is that willies?

Meh, fuck it... I prefer arses, at least you can admire them regardless of which gender they're from