Auckland "earthquake"?

**avgas** · 1st July 2011, 22:48

I am calling ECC tomorrow. Spilt my Latte'

**avgas** · 1st July 2011, 22:49

Originally Posted by Delerium

yeah iv taken dumps that have registered higher on the richter scale

Seek medical attention.

**98tls** · 1st July 2011, 22:55

Cry me fucking river,had to happen i guess.Bit of luck your next is big enough to set you off floating away therefore relieving the country of endless embarrassing burden.Edit,if indeed we get lucky whilst your at it throw a line out and hopefully it will attach to Wellington.

**jaffaonajappa** · 1st July 2011, 23:00

Originally Posted by 98tls

Cry me fucking river,had to happen i guess.Bit of luck your next is big enough to set you off floating away therefore relieving the country of endless embarrassing burden.Edit,if indeed we get lucky whilst your at it throw a line out and hopefully it will attach to Wellington.

errr. time of the month?

**98tls** · 1st July 2011, 23:07

Originally Posted by jaffaonajappa

errr. time of the month?

Na just sick of endless trips to Christchurch to help out my old mum and family combined with a liking of taking the piss out of our "precious" Nth isle folk.

**jaffaonajappa** · 1st July 2011, 23:11

Originally Posted by 98tls

Na just sick of endless trips to Christchurch to help out my old mum and family combined with a liking of taking the piss out of our "precious" Nth isle folk.

ahhh gotcha.
EQ jokes dont go down too well atm is all.
Extended family in Chch. Have spent time helping chch efforts too. And I expect our countries economy is gona suffer for a couple of years as a result of the EQ. So wishing Aucks/Welly experience an EQ is.....yeah you know what I mean.

**98tls** · 1st July 2011, 23:16

Originally Posted by jaffaonajappa

ahhh gotcha.
EQ jokes dont go down too well atm is all.
Extended family in Chch. Have spent time helping chch efforts too. And I expect our countries economy is gona suffer for a couple of years as a result of the EQ. So wishing Aucks/Welly experience an EQ is.....yeah you know what I mean.

Worse than all..........Lancaster park seems doomed.

Heaven forbid.There is though something positive outta this mess ie it seems "Sonny Bill "is going Noth,thank fuck for that.

**Blackshear** · 2nd July 2011, 00:01

Originally Posted by jaffaonajappa

EQ jokes dont go down too well atm is all.

Yeah, went to a comedy club a few months back, about 2-3 weeks after the biggun.
The 'ad-break' guy tried pumping the crowd with this zinger;
"We were out back getting out gamefaces on, we're going to rock it like Canterbury!"

I was the only one who laughed, because this guy used to try do magic tricks at school and was never ever funny. Still had the same haircut

**meteor** · 2nd July 2011, 08:28

Say they felt it from Wellsford to Papakura? I'm in Pakuranga about 5 k's as the crow fly's from the 'epicentre' and didn't feel a thing... Funny tho' if anything happens in AKL the comments of the tall poppies!

**avgas** · 2nd July 2011, 09:39

EQC came back to me today with a recording. So I think I will give up with the Latte' replacement.

Lord knows how the poor bastards in Chch cope.

**schrodingers cat** · 2nd July 2011, 09:41

I'll be parked in front of the TV news tonight then.
I'm sure the media will be able to find evidence of DEVESTATION and are sure to be able to find a couple of talkback radio listeners to talk of their personal experience and how SHAKEN AND JITTERY they are.

Are all you JAFA's thinking of moving out?
I mean it can't be safe there.

Earthquakes - Supercity to Supershitty in two short shakes

**Big Dave** · 2nd July 2011, 09:43

Originally Posted by 98tls

Cry me fucking river,had to happen i guess.Bit of luck your next is big enough to set you off floating away therefore relieving the country of endless embarrassing burden.Edit,if indeed we get lucky whilst your at it throw a line out and hopefully it will attach to Wellington.

Can anyone translate this from Yokel for me?