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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    180 clicks today towing a load of firewood,"any reason for your speed" i replied "its 4.30 the trailers due back at the hire shop at 5.30 and i dont fancy giving it back to them full of wood"his reply "fine but slow the fuck down eh"nice guy.
    wait a minute. 180 km/h? towing a trailer? And you just got a warning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    180 clicks today towing a load of firewood,"any reason for your speed" i replied "its 4.30 the trailers due back at the hire shop at 5.30 and i dont fancy giving it back to them full of wood"his reply "fine but slow the fuck down eh"nice guy.
    Not only should he have thrown the book at you he should have smashed you in the head with it you filthy dirty criminal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Not only should he have thrown the book at you he should have smashed you in the head with it you filthy dirty criminal
    Indeed mate,thankfully common sense prevailed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    180 clicks today towing a load of firewood,"any reason for your speed" i replied "its 4.30 the trailers due back at the hire shop at 5.30 and i dont fancy giving it back to them full of wood"his reply "fine but slow the fuck down eh"nice guy.
    That's a bit too quick for the trailer

    I was doing some much higher early morning speeds on a daily basis; uphill and in a safe area: Until one day there was a cop car waiting for me at the top of the hill.

    Lucky I saw him before he hit the 'ping' button. I guess the word gets around

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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    That's a bit too quick for the trailer
    Indeed though thankfully under the circumstances it just tagged along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaffaonajappa View Post
    wait a minute. 180 km/h? towing a trailer? And you just got a warning?
    He's probably a woman with the best set of legs/tits/lips you ever saw.
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by jaffaonajappa View Post
    wait a minute. 180 km/h? towing a trailer? And you just got a warning?
    Oh the humanity eh,just another reason to love living downunder,even the laws sensible.

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    gawd, coppas. hate em.
    They screw some of us for doin 106 in a 100 zone. And then their bumchums turna blind eye to others.

    Argghhhh.

    ok. rant Over.

    You lucky lucky bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    E31 BMW 850Ci at some silly speed.

    Those speeds aren't as high as I expected
    Heh I think I know the guys. Even driven his car.
    Scary fucken car, lowers the seat the faster you go.
    Only 200 huh, thats pretty low considering he used to build the SuperV8's. Even did some of the engine work on that CAT camaro.
    I bet it was him, he's a mad fella.

    Don't expect speeds faster than that really - cop cars are good for 220kph, same can be said for speed camera's. Or perhaps we are just all too old now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post

    Don't expect speeds faster than that really - cop cars are good for 220kph, same can be said for speed camera's. Or perhaps we are just all too old now.
    hehehehe. Reckon if ya go fast enuff, the speed camera wont get a decent photo?
    Fine on a bike....if the camera is in front. But in a car....not keen on experimenting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Heh I think I know the guys. Even driven his car.
    Scary fucken car, lowers the seat the faster you go.
    Only 200 huh, thats pretty low considering he used to build the SuperV8's. Even did some of the engine work on that CAT camaro.
    I bet it was him, he's a mad fella.

    Don't expect speeds faster than that really - cop cars are good for 220kph, same can be said for speed camera's. Or perhaps we are just all too old now.
    Be a different chap, the one who got caught was a 19 year old, hard worker, paid for the car himself and it was a damn good example. The 850Ci are a superb bit of machinery, I'd love to own one, I've driven the 840Ci and passengered an 850Ci, the amount of miles you can destroy in one is amazing, haven't been in anything that'll do the same thing.

    Even if he's not a superV8 builder, an 850Ci will happily tootle along at 200, as quiet as anything
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Seems about 180 is the cutoff, you'll die between 101-180, but after that you just gotta make sure you pull into your driveway with surgical precision.

    Or was it first to bin wins...
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    i do remember hearing about two bikes racing back from up north, somewhere just north of Helensville....doing a wee bit over double the open road speed limit....when a cop passed them (goin the other way of course!!).

    They then sped up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaffaonajappa View Post
    i do remember hearing about two bikes racing back from up north, somewhere just north of Helensville....doing a wee bit over double the open road speed limit....when a cop passed them (goin the other way of course!!).

    They then sped up.
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    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    They should list make and model for each. Would be interesting to see the spread based on whether it's performance based cars/bikes/shitty bombs being taken to their limit.

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