To the motorcyclists of New Zealand - a letter from Nick Smith

**tigertim20** · 12th July 2011, 16:36

Originally Posted by shrub

Dear Motorbicyclists,We looked at every option, and we had no choice but to increase your levies, and while some of you were the teensiest bit upset at the time, your sacrifice has paid off. Less than 2 years later we have not just turned a $4.8 billion deficit around, but for the last 2 years we have returned $2.5 bn in surpluses. If you vote us back in again (why would you not, we're on your side?) we will drop every New Zealander's workplace levies by over $3.00 a week!
Your loving uncle Nick.

how about you reduce our fucking levies cunt face, and I will consider not ripping your fucking throat out when the day comes that i see you walking up a quiet alley.

**schrodingers cat** · 12th July 2011, 16:38

Dear Mr Nick,
I used to watch you on the telebision when I came home from school - wobbling along narrow country roads on my chopper. Ape hangers, candy apple red banana seat and chrome sissy bar.
Bicycle helmets and road safety weren't invented in those days so I didn't die

Anyhoo, I'd get in and have some marmite on toast and flick on the goggle box to watch W3.
I'd think to myself - what a smarmy cunt that bloke is

30 years on little has changed. The treddly is long gone. The frame broke from too much jumping it off things. A shiny loud sprots bike lives in the garage. Road safety and beurocracy have well and truely been invented and when I turn on the tele to watch the biggest piece of fiction (The News) there you are.

What a smarmy cunt that bloke is, I think to myself.

Thanks for not changing after all these years

PS - thanks for doing us all up the bum - no little Nick Smith babies that way

**shrub** · 12th July 2011, 16:38

Originally Posted by tigertim20

how about you reduce our fucking levies cunt face, and I will consider not ripping your fucking throat out when the day comes that i see you walking up a quiet alley.

Now that's very ungrateful when Uncle Nick will give you over $3.00 a week - hell, you could buy a beer every few weeks.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 12th July 2011, 16:44

Originally Posted by tigertim20

I will consider not ripping your fucking throat out when the day comes that i see you walking up a quiet alley.

Don't forget to shit down his neck!

Originally Posted by schrodingers cat

What a smarmy cunt that bloke is, I think to myself.

Thanks for not changing after all these years

Leopards and spots!

**oldrider** · 12th July 2011, 17:31

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

Dear Nick Smith,

I hope you get that horrible nasty flesh eating disease on your ball sack. If you have one.

He has had it on his face for ever, must have spread into his brain and at least he can't claim ACC on that!

Funny thing is National and Labour politicians have always been totally interchangeable, why do people expect them to behave differently!

A vote for either Labour or National is a vote for more of the same, "socialism", take the red pill or the blue pill, a Clayton's choice!

**scissorhands** · 12th July 2011, 17:44

Phaarkin retard!

**MadDuck** · 12th July 2011, 17:56

Originally Posted by scissorhands

Phaarkin retard!

That should be a caption contest. My suggestion would be:

"This is how big my penis is......"

**Crasherfromwayback** · 12th July 2011, 18:01

Originally Posted by MadDuck

That should be a caption contest. My suggestion would be:

"This is how big my penis is......"

After the enlargement op...

**Fatt Max** · 12th July 2011, 18:03

Dear Nick

Thanks for your letter

I saw you on telly last night, you really are a soppy looking cunt as well as a lying bastard.

Now, fuck off.....

Love and kisses

Fatt Max

**Colapop** · 12th July 2011, 18:03

Originally Posted by MadDuck

That should be a caption contest. My suggestion would be:

"This is how big my penis is......"

More like... "This is how much I'm telling bikers I'll fuck them for"

**DrunkenMistake** · 12th July 2011, 18:08

Originally Posted by scissorhands

Phaarkin retard!

Originally Posted by MadDuck

That should be a caption contest. My suggestion would be:

"This is how big my penis will be......"

Fixed that for you.

**awa355** · 12th July 2011, 18:18

Dear Nick, I think you are the most wonderfull gift to motorcycling since the electric starter.

Please send me a form to join the National party. I'll tell all my riding friends about your caring concerns and how much better I am with you and ACC.

**awa355** · 12th July 2011, 18:20

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Dear Nick

Thanks for your letter

I saw you on telly last night, you really are a soppy looking cunt as well as a lying bastard.

Now, fuck off.....

Love and kisses

Fatt Max

You should be ashamed of yourself!!! Nick is our BEST friend.. He told me so himself.