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    Marriage is great

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

    She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
    She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.

    He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall.
    She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

    "What's the matter dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, why are you down here at this time of night?"

    "Do you remember when I met you and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

    The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.

    "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily.

    "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

    "Yes, I remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

    The husband continues... "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'"

    "I remember that too" she replies softly.

    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

    "I would have released today."

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    Marriage ... one word ... that's a sentence
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    A man is not complete until he is married, then he is finished

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    at a wedding the kid asks his mum "why's the bride all in white?"
    She replies "because it's the happiest day of her life"
    The boy then asks "so whys the groom in black?"...
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    I remember my wedding like it was yesterday, If it was tomorrow I would call the whole fucking thing off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rickstv View Post
    If it was tomorrow I would call the whole fucking thing off.
    Me too
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    It took me 23years to call the whole fucking thing off, slow learner???
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    My starter marriage was 24 years, but this ones a keeper.

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    Marriage can be perfect. It can take a lot of work but it really can be great. You can learn all about being the perfect partner from entertainers and it has pay offs no end.

    So for all the wisdom you have shared, I would like to say a big thank you to the one who helped me most, Mr Punch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rickstv View Post
    It took me 23years to call the whole fucking thing off, slow learner???
    Not as slow as me cuzzie - 35 years it took me...
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    What the fuck is Marriage??????
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Not as slow as me cuzzie - 35 years it took me...
    When we got married, people gave us 6mths. I told her she can leave, but her body is mine and she can't take it with her...

    It'll be our 34th Ann. this Oct. wonder if we'll make it...?
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    I thought it was just a colloquialism referring to a miscarriage
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    at a wedding the kid asks his mum "why's the bride all in white?"
    She replies "because it's the happiest day of her life"
    The boy then asks "so whys the groom in black?
    ".
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    His Dad however said ... "Because all kitchen appliances come in white"
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