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    next you will get the "family group conference" or the fore gone conclusion as it is more often known as. They will be back on the street to nick something else before the cops have finished the paperwork on their little escapade .

    Bring back the cane & schools & hard labour for those older
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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    next you will get the "family group conference" or the fore gone conclusion as it is more often known as. They will be back on the street to nick something else before the cops have finished the paperwork on their little escapade .

    Bring back the cane & schools & hard labour for those older
    Nuts eh,how come everybody you talk to comes up with the same conclusion ie give them a kick up the arse but the people running this circus just dont get it.Its so damn simple,when about 6-7 i pinched a bit of change out of the old ladys purse,got caught then suffered the old mans belt later that day,never ever pinched anything again...ever.Looking back the shame i felt was actually worse than the belt round my arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Nuts eh,how come everybody you talk to comes up with the same conclusion ie give them a kick up the arse but the people running this circus just dont get it.Its so damn simple,when about 6-7 i pinched a bit of change out of the old ladys purse,got caught then suffered the old mans belt later that day,never ever pinched anything again...ever.Looking back the shame i felt was actually worse than the belt round my arse.
    The thing is that now they are taught @ school that they have rights & that if a parent even looks like they are going to give the little theives a belt they can run off to the authorities & have the parents locked up. This is assuming that the parents are even going to bother in the first place.

    The system is rotten to the core. they have all the rights & there seems to be no comback on them @ all.
    If you catch them in the act your not even supposed to use more than "reasonable force" whatever that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    The thing is that now they are taught @ school that they have rights & that if a parent even looks like they are going to give the little thieves a belt they can run off to the authorities & have the parents locked up. This is assuming that the parents are even going to bother in the first place.

    The system is rotten to the core. they have all the rights & there seems to be no come back on them @ all.
    If you catch them in the act your not even supposed to use more than "reasonable force" whatever that is.
    Sad really,the system that believes its doing right by them is actually in many cases setting them up for very troubled teenage years or beyond.

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    I'm to old to run after the little bustards that's why I take the rotty to work, if they can run faster than him they should be at the Olympics

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Sad really,the system that believes its doing right by them is actually in many cases setting them up for very troubled teenage years or beyond.
    So very true, there was an article in the harold a few years ago on this. A kid who had been taken home by the police so often that they didn't need to ask where he lived, when he turned 18 they caught him again & the judge gave him 4 years,after a few weeks the kid told the guards that he had had enough & wanted out, the guards told him he could get out in 3 years & 10 months. the kid hanged himself in prison.
    You have to wonder if he had been punished when he started down this track wether he would have ever gone the the extremes he did in his offending & if he would have ended up in prison in the first place.
    Kids will always push boundaries, thats what they do. If they don't find the limits they will keep on pushing until they do find them, that is human nature, where we are failing is that the boundaries are not there for many & when they do find them often it is too late.
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    Ive been working in day care centres the last year and I swear you can tell the potential jail bait even at age 3 and up. Aggressive wee smart arses that randomly belt the snot out of other kids, don't know how to join in, spit food, swear and kick teachers and I hate to stereotype here but certain kids in kindies in lower socio economic areas are the worst
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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Ive been working in day care centres the last year and I swear you can tell the potential jail bait even at age 3 and up. Aggressive wee smart arses that randomly belt the snot out of other kids, don't know how to join in, spit food, swear and kick teachers and I hate to stereotype here but certain kids in kindies in lower socio economic areas are the worst
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
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    Sadly thats bang on mate.Do gooders in charge are big in heart but very fucking small in brain and foresight,crazy way to run a country.Look at the working for families bullshit,did nobody think maybe this xtra $ will just end up spent on pokies and piss,theres probably 10 or so blokes i work with who smoke,they smoke because the handout for the kids enables them to.Madness.In many cases its not spent on kids in fact because of it the kids are probably worse off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Ive been working in day care centres the last year and I swear you can tell the potential jail bait even at age 3 and up. Aggressive wee smart arses that randomly belt the snot out of other kids, don't know how to join in, spit food, swear and kick teachers and I hate to stereotype here but certain kids in kindies in lower socio economic areas are the worst
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    ....some years ago I wrote an open letter to our local newspaper, questioning parents about their kids activities and did they give a fuck about what their 'children, got up to ...this was around the time that a gun got pinched from a cockys truck and windows in a barn were shot out and other related stuff...a warning that if caught fucking with my neighbours or our stuff, I would break their hands or their parents hands....got a lot of sideways looks and a nod and a wink from the local plod and made a lot of new friends....no 'kiddies' fucked with anything for a long while out here....some kids are shits, but it pays to check out their parents also...

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    Let the punishment fit the crime.

    I definitely would have been hard pressed not to put him over a table and let the spray can go up his arse. Hopefully a nice exhaust black with plenty of solvent in it.

    I imagine his pants were halfway down for you already anyway, along with caps on backwards, snotty noses and two chin whiskers.

    They would go home feeling thankful they weren't a certain young man in Norway. The assualt rifle might be too good for him though.
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    You don't need to beat them up, if you do grab them you can simply trip over, or they pull you over in the struggle, and fall on top of them, the damage is done as you were trying to break your fall...
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