Dog barking, how to stop it?

[george formby]

Yup, Animal control & the council. They are fairly toothless () unless you have evidence of the extent of the dogs barking though.

[nzspokes]

Are they Asians?

Some little hand bag dog?

-Indy

Handbag dog yes. Owners grumpy white women.

[nzspokes]

Yup, Animal control & the council. They are fairly toothless () unless you have evidence of the dog barking though.

Could I tape it? Would that do?

[george formby]

Shame you were'nt closer, you could have borrowed my dog & scared the little yapper to death.

[Rhys]

talk to them, talk to the council if still no success .22lr will fix it

[Timmeh:P]

What are you crazy man!!

Nobody talks to there neighbours in Manurewa.

Fair enough...

[imdying]

Yup, subsonic and a silencer. One phut and it's all sorted. Don't talk to the neighbours about the dog if you're planning on killing it though. Smash a stubby and mix it into some mince, roll into balls, throw over fence. Wear gloves when you're rolling the balls, DAMHIK.

[george formby]

Could I tape it? Would that do?

Exacary, video or audio recording, time, duration etc. Otherwise it's your word against theirs & would most probably start with a complaint notification & glacially creep on from there. Neighbours statements too.
The owners should really get some training for the yapper to solve the problem. Stick a Barkbusters flyer through their door.

[Timmeh:P]

Vinegar and water in a spray bottle. Will require you to go outside and spray in the direction of the dog (not at the face). A couple of times should do the trick. Best if the owner does it.

OR...

Get laxative, put a small amount in some food. Dog can't bark if it can't hold it in. WARNING. Too much laxative will kill the dog... but hey, that's another solution.

[Grasshopperus]

Wrap it up real good with duct tape then have sex with it. Then put it in the microwave.

[The Everlasting]

OR...

Get laxative, put a small amount in some food. Dog can't bark if it can't hold it in. WARNING. Too much laxative will kill the dog... but hey, that's another solution.

Haha that made me laugh,it probably will still bark,you will just get a bad smell with each bark.

[imdying]

Wrap it up real good with duct tape then have sex with it. Then put it in the microwave.

That's just cruel, who microwaves dogs?

[Timmeh:P]

Found this on the internet thingy....

"Barking requires the ability to concentrate considerable pressure in the abdominal region. This is implicit upon the maintenance of pressure with all sphincter muscles. Frankly speaking Laxative will significantly reduce the integrity of the anal sphincter thereby dramatically reducing the animal's ability to sound because of the simultaneous loss of pressure due to involuntary excretion."

[Crasherfromwayback]

Wrap it up real good with duct tape then have sex with it. Then put it in the microwave.

Microwave it before ya shag it.

[Timmeh:P]

Microwave it before ya shag it.

Give it laxative, microwave it and then shag it... Warm and squishy.