ducatilover's squidtastic pile of crap

**DrunkenMistake** · 10th August 2011, 21:41

Originally Posted by ducatilover

Well, I'll peel the swingarm off tomorrow and try get the spare frame out to compare, just in the hope of more epic damage. It would have made an epic video, sliding/tumbling behind it gave me a great view, it was biblical!

Tell, you what, get me a shit bike and a camera and I'll do another one.

Tigertim20 has an R1 and Ill lend you my GoPro.. I know where he keeps his keys, youll have to come get it though, I cant get my leg over it

**ducatilover** · 10th August 2011, 21:47

I'll need a step ladder I think because of my brokenness, but, fuck yeah! I could loop and R1 easy as.

**nzspokes** · 10th August 2011, 22:50

I cant get over the damage. Were you riding on the garage roof??

Hope ya heal quick.

**ducatilover** · 10th August 2011, 23:01

Originally Posted by nzspokes

I cant get over the damage. Were you riding on the garage roof??

Hope ya heal quick.

Sure looks like it. I'm on the orad to recovery

Thumb didn't dislocate today!

I'm all excited about the USD forks, have never had a bike with them before.

**DrunkenMistake** · 10th August 2011, 23:05

Originally Posted by ducatilover

Sure looks like it. I'm on the orad to recovery

Thumb didn't dislocate today!

I'm all excited about the USD forks, have never had a bike with them before.

By the looks of your bike, they were USD at some point and time, even for a brief moment, I bet they looked wheelie cool.

**ducatilover** · 10th August 2011, 23:14

Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake

By the looks of your bike, they were USD at some point and time, even for a brief moment, I bet they looked wheelie cool.

They were wheelie USD several times....

My flatmate had to go out tonight, so he yells "I'm goin' to hit the road bro" as he got to the door

Cheeky prick.

**DrunkenMistake** · 10th August 2011, 23:22

Originally Posted by ducatilover

They were wheelie USD several times....

My flatmate had to go out tonight, so he yells "I'm goin' to hit the road bro" as he got to the door

Cheeky prick.

Hahaha I have herd of hitting the ground running, but it looks like you may have rolled

**ducatilover** · 10th August 2011, 23:29

Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake

Hahaha I have herd of hitting the ground running, but it looks like you may have rolled

I landed on my arse. So it's the third fracture to the pelvis, getting used to it.

I did this, except, imagine it twice as bad.

Awesome don't ya think?

I didn't have a cry like the faggot in the video, I picked up the bike, the fairings etc etc etc and rolled a smoke.

**DrunkenMistake** · 10th August 2011, 23:37

You know what,
I once got asked if I had to turn gay, who I would I want to turn gay for, and I said Bruce Willis cause hes a bad ass.

And that statement in noway has anything to do with Kiwibiker, or this thread, or your wheelie fucked bike..

BUT on that note, I think I would be more upset about my bike been all fucked up.
I would break down in tears, then I would take it to a back road somewhere and roll it into a ditch with the brake on to create a skid, then light it on fire..

then claim on it.

**ducatilover** · 10th August 2011, 23:47

Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake

You know what,
I once got asked if I had to turn gay, who I would I want to turn gay for, and I said Bruce Willis cause hes a bad ass.

And that statement in noway has anything to do with Kiwibiker, or this thread, or your wheelie fucked bike..

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha Brilliant tangent.

Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake

BUT on that note, I think I would be more upset about my bike been all fucked up.
I would break down in tears, then I would take it to a back road somewhere and roll it into a ditch with the brake on to create a skid, then light it on fire..

then claim on it.

I like the last part of that. I'm totally psyched about rebuilding the bike. I must be mental. I am mental actually. Heart rate was 80 something when the ambulance got there while I has having my smoke and laughing at my dangling thumb

In hindsight it was funny. All the vids I can find are people looping it when they clutch it, I had it up (Giggity) a while and got too cocky

(Giggity)

Now the question, paint or polish the swing arm?
Paint the spare rims? They're currently grey.
Definitely painting the ZXR clamps black and mounting the ignition barrel in the hole in the fram where the RHS "ram air tube goes" it's about as real as my knob is big, so I can sacrifice it (The fake ram tube)
Coolant overflow bottle, Energy drink bottle? Plain? Army flask?
Headlight? The original is fine, but, not cool on a nekkid bitch. Might go with a single one right now, simple and clean.
LED inicators and bar end mirror? I think yes!

**DrunkenMistake** · 10th August 2011, 23:58

Originally Posted by ducatilover

Now the question, paint or polish the swing arm?
Paint the spare rims? They're currently grey.
Definitely painting the ZXR clamps black and mounting the ignition barrel in the hole in the fram where the RHS "ram air tube goes" it's about as real as my knob is big, so I can sacrifice it (The fake ram tube)
Coolant overflow bottle, Energy drink bottle? Plain? Army flask?
Headlight? The original is fine, but, not cool on a nekkid bitch. Might go with a single one right now, simple and clean.
LED inicators and bar end mirror? I think yes!

If your gonna do a street fighter you want it to look clean, but over flow bottle what about one of those rockstar energy can drinks with the screw top lid..
Get an epic single head light and a lane splitter bar end mirror,
Polish the swinger and clear coat it to keep the shine from getting that tinge, and polish the outside of the rim and paint the inside, if that makes sense
http://motorbike-search-engine.co.uk/Custom/2005-R1.jpg like the rims here.

I shall continue my nonsense posting later tomorrow, I had better drag my ass to bed for work in 6 hours

**ducatilover** · 11th August 2011, 00:13

Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake

If your gonna do a street fighter you want it to look clean, but over flow bottle what about one of those rockstar energy can drinks with the screw top lid..
Get an epic single head light and a lane splitter bar end mirror,
Polish the swinger and clear coat it to keep the shine from getting that tinge, and polish the outside of the rim and paint the inside, if that makes sense
http://motorbike-search-engine.co.uk/Custom/2005-R1.jpg like the rims here.

I shall continue my nonsense posting later tomorrow, I had better drag my ass to bed for work in 6 hours

Good idea with the Rockstar can! I'll buy one of them methinks.
I think I will polish the swing arm and the lip on the rim. I was also thinking of white rims too, but, in my experience they're terrible to get clean.

Lane splitter mirror would be neat too