ducatilover's squidtastic pile of crap

[ducatilover]

Your a beast! I vote more crack photos!!!

You gotta pay for that

Will upload photos of tonights progress in a minute.

[ducatilover]

No more pics of my crack yet, just these. You can't see the bikes crack in the pics, but, it's on the lower weld you can see. I found another crack in the frame too, I'm a fuckin' crack whore

Just got to pull the headers, oil cooler and water pipes and the engine is ready to drop out. Loom is out now.

Spare frame pic too.

Should I go silver or black frame? Bike's going to be satin white at this stage.

[SS90]

I decided to smash my bike to bits just to please you lot with another crap streetfighter build....

Story of the bike: Purchased for fuck all as a ZZR400K, motor was crap as one would expect having a massively ghey 58hp...picked up a complete (minus fairings and straight forks) ZZR600D/ZX6D and did an engine swap. Simple, went pretty well to say the least and had some sexual stainless twin cans on it. Was pretty darn near mint as I threw countless hours at a bike I always wanted.....as ya do.

So I was practicing wheelies, did a wheelie big one and fucked the bike and hurt myself a wee bit ('tis only a flesh wound)


And here we are, the bike looks like Hiroshima.... forks = munted. Triple clamps = munted. fairings? Fuck, they're dumb anyway. Rear rim is cracked (Shh don't laugh)

Plans: Simple front end for now, single headlight and maybe a belly pan.
Fix the mufflers, may go shorty on their arses.
Swap my spare rims onto it.
Have found an RS250 esque single seat unit. Might be good for a laugh. Don't want to throw my spare rear fairings on, they're bigger than Russia and about as sexy as finding crabs in a hamburger.

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Is it just me, or is this slightly reminiscent of the "Birth of a monster thread" from a while back........ Perhaps "afterbirth of a Monster?"

[ducatilover]

Is it just me, or is this slightly reminiscent of the "Birth of a monster thread" from a while back........ Perhaps "afterbirth of a Monster?"

This is nothing to do with Chaos Rider's thread I hope, that guy was a twat!

I'm going to tune it by sniffing the exhaust, it has no flywheel....
Whaaaaat the fuck was he on?

[bogan]

This is nothing to do with Chaos Rider's thread I hope, that guy was a twat!

I'm going to tune it by sniffing the exhaust, it has no flywheel....
Whaaaaat the fuck was he on?

He was on poorly tuned exhaust fumes by the sound of it!

Sounds like we got to hunt down some 2 or 3mm polycarb for the Speedo, get some engraving done and see how it looks...

[blackdog]

No more pics of my crack yet, just these. You can't see the bikes crack in the pics, but, it's on the lower weld you can see. I found another crack in the frame too, I'm a fuckin' crack whore

Just got to pull the headers, oil cooler and water pipes and the engine is ready to drop out. Loom is out now.

Spare frame pic too.

Should I go silver or black frame? Bike's going to be satin white at this stage.

powdercoat dark blue frame and wheels if you going white paint i reckon

[Dodgy_Matt]

powdercoat dark blue frame and wheels if you going white paint i reckon

Powdercoat the frame Pink... just so we see him coming. .

[wysper]

Powdercoat the frame Pink... just so we see him coming. .

no need for that, you will know it is him by the cartwheeling bike preceding him down the road.

[ducatilover]

He was on poorly tuned exhaust fumes by the sound of it!

Sounds like we got to hunt down some 2 or 3mm polycarb for the Speedo, get some engraving done and see how it looks...

Hah, no doubt he was!
Where do we find some of that? Google will find it!

powdercoat dark blue frame and wheels if you going white paint i reckon

Now that's an idea I like.
Unless it looks like a Gladius afterwards, which looks like a unattractive vagina/blue waffle.

Powdercoat the frame Pink... just so we see him coming. .

That'll look even more like a vagina!

no need for that, you will know it is him by the cartwheeling bike preceding him down the road.

I bet you can't make your bike fly as good as I can!



Got the headers, oil cooler and all other shit off the frame today. Motor is ready to pull out I'm just missing one tool to do it sadly.
Will be looking at paint this week

Played in the snow a bit, keen to get the flatmates V8 out or the 300zx They could be interesting in the snow....

Smashed my arse on something again, so no more bike playing for today

[wysper]

I bet you can't make your bike fly as good as I can!

nah, tractors suck at flying, plus I am too much of a scaredy cat to even try and get the front wheel off the ground

[ducatilover]

nah, tractors suck at flying, plus I am too much of a scaredy cat to even try and get the front wheel off the ground

I think I might give up on the wheelie idea now. I've done enough damage to myself.


I'll probably do one as soon as I get it on the road again

I could put the 400 sprockets on it....

[ducatilover]

My thumb is fractured Got a letter from Mid Central Health explaining they are sorry but, reviewing my Xrays shows a fracture. Much happier with it broken, it's cooler.

Anyway, I started cleaning the spare frame up today and got a bit carried away.

Thoughts? It needs a bit more polish and I haven't gotten very far, for some reason my hand doesn't work too well

[DrunkenMistake]

What did you use to polish?

I have an obsession with making my bike shiny haha...

I used some autosol and like 40 mins of rubbing and buffing on my stainless muffler, now its all shinyyy

[ducatilover]

What did you use to polish?

I have an obsession with making my bike shiny haha...

I used some autosol and like 40 mins of rubbing and buffing on my stainless muffler, now its all shinyyy

Sanded the paint back with 180 grit on an orbital, hit it with 220 grit, 600 grit, 1200 grit, 2000 grit then autosol with a soft cloth. Took me fucking hours!!!! Stupid broken hand, I can't even wank.

I do stainless with 2000 paper and then autosol it.

[tigertim20]

Now that's an idea I like.
Unless it looks like a Gladius afterwards, which looks like a unattractive vagina/blue waffle.
wheres your sense of adventure? variety is the spice of life(consider the burning taste 'spice') That'll look even more like a vagina!
if your wheelie skills are what youre relying on for pussy, go for the pink frame.. tis as close as youll be gettin for a while . . .
I bet you can't make your bike fly as good as I can!



Smashed my arse on something again, - DM been round then?:

My thumb is fractured Got a letter from Mid Central Health explaining they are sorry but, reviewing my Xrays shows a fracture. Much happier with it broken, it's cooler.

Anyway, I started cleaning the spare frame up today and got a bit carried away.
fap fap fap fap fapThoughts? It needs a bit more polish and I haven't gotten very far, for some reason my hand doesn't work too well

What did you use to polish?

I have an obsession with making my bike shiny haha...

yeah, yourbike. . .

Sanded the paint back with 180 grit on an orbital, hit it with 220 grit, 600 grit, 1200 grit, 2000 grit then autosol with a soft cloth. Took me fucking hours!!!! Stupid broken hand, I can't even wank.

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DM'll give ya a hand, he's recently single dont ya know!