White Trash Pearls of Wisdom #2654 - Refering to yourself in the 3rd person: The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.
Just a suggestion but for a starting point - you could send any new riders here...
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...-Training-Days
$20? Crazy bargain! Once they have done that then send them on an on road course.... In fact Andrew might even get funding for that too....
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
That is one of the first things i suggest Paul. they are brilliant events and so much to learn from experienced instructors
It has its moments Sinny... abuse has come in the form of 'who do you think you are? Bloody middleaged Nana telling me what to do" This from noobs who choose to ride with one hand on the throttle and t'other stroking their dick. The more common one is from 'senior riders' who attempted to take over the rides for whatever reason it was. One of whom listened to the briefing, then stepped in front of me and told the riders what he was going to do to change what I had just indicated...sigh. This will NOT be happening again. Sadly, I'm not a hardarse, but by crikey there are times when I wish I was!
And I agree, losing one would be very hard, touch wood not happend yet. Hence my need for riders of maturity and with the right attitude to do this. It's not for everyone. The reward comes from hearing that what we have done has helped a rider gain confidence and make progress.
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