Online personas

[scumdog]

Im the most talented shelf stacker around,
I can spin a $120 wine bottle in the air and catch it behind my back..


Fuck my life.

Dude, you're underselling yourself.

If you were my kid I'd kick yer fuckin' arse!

I bet you can do better.

[avgas]

Not Broccolli?

Mmmmmmm Broccolli.

[DrunkenMistake]

That should be some kind of Olympic event.
Much better than that Cricket rubbish.

Used to do that too with balls of pallet wrap and pallet boards ..

[scumdog]

"And"

C'mon, it wasn't meant to be YOU that noticed that!

(Frickin know-it-all perfectionist types.....)

[DrunkenMistake]

Dude, you're underselling yourself.

If you were my kid I'd kick yer fuckin' arse!

I bet you can do better.

Oh yah, without a doubt, I have more know how than the current 2IC of the store which says something..
not that I want to be packing shelves for too much longer..
Just a matter of finding a new job really


If I was my kid..

Well I would be concerned as to how that is even possible

[ducatilover]

It is.
Which is why I come here to vent all over the BMG lovers here.

Heh british cars. What a silly topic.
Its like talking about something that doesn't do its job properly. Like those silly F.R.E.D. things they put in ration packs. Whole lot of handy ideas wrapped up in a package no one can use or work.

British cars work great.


.....No, I led.

C'mon, it wasn't meant to be YOU that noticed that!

(Frickin know-it-all perfectionist types.....)

Fuck I am awesome.

[DrunkenMistake]

British cars work great.


.....No, I led.

Fuck I am awesome.

This forum needs a ChanceBmx translator,

"U al nd 2 fk offf n sihtt"

[ducatilover]

This forum needs a ChanceBmx translator,

Epic. He should be in this thread

[scumdog]

If I was my kid..

Well I would be concerned as to how that is even possible

Ya just dunno where I've been....

[DrunkenMistake]

Ya just dunno where I've been....

I think I know..

[scumdog]

I think I know..

Nah, yer mother had tits hen I met her....

[DrunkenMistake]

Nah, yer mother had tits hen I met her....

Touche..

I do believe I am at a loss for a come back

[ducatilover]

Nah, yer mother had tits hen I met her....

[scumdog]

Touche..

I do believe I am at a loss for a come back

And ya better remember that pilgrim...

(Don't forget, I'm worse than my on-line persona would have you believe..)

[flyingcrocodile46]

I have a very low tolerance threshold for idiots, dishonesty, unreliability and I am an opinionated, confrontational, curt, and some would say uncompromising know it all, both on line and in the flesh.

I am one of those objectionable people who at times digs his toes in over declining standards (and such trivia) and regularly make embarrassing (for all) scenes until I am satisfied that my point (being an arsehole) has been well and truly understood by the offending party.

So if you don't like my size 40 shoulder pads and megaphone mouthpiece e-persona and are more comfortable imagining that I might be a mewling little push over in the flesh. I really couldn't give a flying fuck as it makes absolutely no difference to me.
I am who I am, do as I want when it suits me and seldom have cause to apologise for it.

You may now proceed to take turns nose plowing my stink ditch.

Fuck you very much