2011 South Island KB rally, Paretai, Lees Valley

**_Shrek_** · 2nd September 2011, 15:41

Originally Posted by Mrs Shrek

Thats only the food and cooking utensils.

I was talking about important stuff.

talk about needing retraining,

that is the important stuff!!! coz how else are you going to cook my

while I

with the boys

**Ghost_Bullet** · 2nd September 2011, 16:21

So when is this rally again, I cant be bothered reading through the entire thread to find such information... and I will ask again a week or two out from the event just to be sure I got it right. Rally's eh, I have almost forgotten what on earth they are, even what the hell is riding a motorcycle on the road, seems rather foreign for me. Last time I think bike , I think Brass, and that seems like 3 years ago.

A typical rally for I would be a can of Woodstock... it is like a rally in a can with out all the other stuff that goes on about at a rally... what ever a rally might be of course.

Damn I could eat a horse.

**_Shrek_** · 2nd September 2011, 16:39

Originally Posted by Ghost_Bullet

So when is this rally again, I cant be bothered reading through the entire thread to find such information... and I will ask again a week or two out from the event just to be sure I got it right. Rally's eh, I have almost forgotten what on earth they are, even what the hell is riding a motorcycle on the road, seems rather foreign for me. Last time I think bike , I think Brass, and that seems like 3 years ago.

A typical rally for I would be a can of Woodstock... it is like a rally in a can with out all the other stuff that goes on about at a rally... what ever a rally might be of course.

Damn I could eat a horse.

like it has been for the last 5 years 2ND WEEK END IN DEC the 9th, 10th head home sun 11th

me thinks you been around turkeys to long

**Ghost_Bullet** · 2nd September 2011, 16:49

Originally Posted by _Shrek_

like it has been for the last 5 years 2ND WEEK END IN DEC the 9th, 10th head home sun 11th

me thinks you been around turkeys to long

Hot damn, slam, you replied like a burst dam.
So you send the second weekend, but by then they all blend.
I been to all, and I aint even that tall.
I will be on the Guzzi, and may even shave so I aint that fuzzy.
Some sun would make it fun, will there be a potato gun?
I hope some dude brings some food.
Will there be a BBQ for the Q?
I must remember to pack the second shoe.
And toilet paper for the Loo.
Some Rum for the tum.
Looks like this years venue aint no slum.
Here I sit, almost having a fit, looked in the mirror and could not find a zit.
Seems I am not as young as I feel, Wrinkles instead of pimples.
If I pour another, I may have an imaginary brother from another mother.

So the 2nd, that day will soon beckon, a day off, leave the wife to read some Anita Shreve.
So one can drink and ride outside.
Over Takaka, not in a ca ca ca car.

BRING IT YO. I already booked the time off like last year.....

**dangerous** · 2nd September 2011, 20:16

well... by the time it comes around Ill be so looking forward to a break, as from next week I will become trailer trash, yip me 2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 sprogs and a, post natel misus will be living in a caravan... ohhh yeah I may not be the guy you remember by rally time

just to let ya's know we sold the house, brought an hector ( not the big fishie thing, the land size) in the middle of knowwere and will build what will be named "Bikers Rest" in the mean time we will be common oll trailer trash somewere down the old west coast road.

So... fuck bring it on...

**FJRider** · 2nd September 2011, 20:25

Originally Posted by dangerous

well... by the time it comes around Ill be so looking forward to a break, as from next week I will become trailer trash, yip me 2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 sprogs and a, post natel misus will be living in a caravan... ohhh yeah I may not be the guy you remember by rally time

So... fuck bring it on...

As a mate ... I would offer to adopt one of them ... which one's of those listed ... are toilet trained ... ???

**dangerous** · 2nd September 2011, 20:28

Originally Posted by FJRider

As a mate ... I would offer to adopt one of them ... which one's of those listed ... are toilet trained ... ???

one of the dogs... ohh and the missus, serious

**Daffyd** · 2nd September 2011, 20:29

Originally Posted by dangerous

well... by the time it comes around Ill be so looking forward to a break, as from next week I will become trailer trash, yip me 2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 sprogs and a, post natel misus will be living in a caravan... ohhh yeah I may not be the guy you remember by rally time

just to let ya's know we sold the house, brought an hector ( not the big fishie thing, the land size) in the middle of knowwere and will build what will be named "Bikers Rest" in the mean time we will be common oll trailer trash somewere down the old west coast road.

So... fuck bring it on...

Welcome to the club!

**FJRider** · 2nd September 2011, 20:34

Originally Posted by dangerous

one of the dogs... ohh and the missus, serious

Does THAT dog do housework ... ????

**timg** · 2nd September 2011, 20:54

Originally Posted by dangerous

well... by the time it comes around Ill be so looking forward to a break, as from next week I will become trailer trash, yip me 2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 sprogs and a, post natel misus will be living in a caravan... ohhh yeah I may not be the guy you remember by rally time

just to let ya's know we sold the house, brought an hector ( not the big fishie thing, the land size) in the middle of knowwere and will build what will be named "Bikers Rest" in the mean time we will be common oll trailer trash somewere down the old west coast road.

So... fuck bring it on...

Cool. Hope you've got the bucket test track laid out and ready.

**scumdog** · 3rd September 2011, 09:20

Originally Posted by dangerous

well... by the time it comes around Ill be so looking forward to a break, as from next week I will become trailer trash on the old west coast road.

So... fuck bring it on...

So...slipped into yer natural environment eh!

Next thing you'll have a fat brother called Randy and a black mate called Darnell...and there'll be a blonde chick called Joy...

(And then you'll be changing yer name to 'Earl'!)