I say buy a Jag and see what happens
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
No, No, you don't understand. We picked up the "yes babe of course you can have a Jag" yesterday. It just doesn't look much like a Jag and has a highly appropriate Spanish translation![]()
Buy the bloody Jag, if she cries about it, recall your previous conversations and/or get me to sort her out!
Payment of beer will be accepted
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
A man with a death wish
You'll need Whiskey
Horse has bolted.
Now have car (not a Jag).
Now have new house on 12 acre plot.
Now have no more money.
Now have to put Tiger 1200 on back burner
But retirement NOW closer than expected![]()
Fetch the "Get it here" sign.....
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
I saw exactly that on the way to the range the other weekend. A broken down jag on the side of the road with the bonnet up and a few people staring into the engine bay.
For some strange reason I instantly had Jeremy Clarkson's voice in my head, saying "Let's take the Jaaaaaaggggggggg"!![]()
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
I had an XJS12 back when I was a youngin.
Great cars if you never have to work on them or if you pay for a mechanic to work on it.
Doing the timing on it was like doing both hurdles and high-jump in the same race. It was also expert at removing all skin off knuckles.
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Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Another "can't lose" opportunity!![]()
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
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