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  1. 25th September 2011, 21:30 #31
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    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake View Post
    Bahahaha!
    I make an effort of making the operator/cashier more embarrassed than myself, good fun is getting condoms and chilli sauce, turning to your misses and been like, "Are you sure you can handle this?"
    Go to the counter with

    Condoms,
    Pregnancy Test,

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    I haven't tried these ones yet, I once tried another product that was supposed to help me swim, ride a bike and play tennis they didnt work so......
    "Your talent determines what you can do. Your motivation determines how much you are willing to do. Your attitude determines how well you do it."
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    I once needed a shower cap and decided to get some condoms too. Got an amused look from the chemist chick who obviously thought I was going to use them at the same time.
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