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  1. 28th September 2011, 08:45 #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by baptist View Post
    Attachment 247538 ATGATT...
    Yeh thats a good one.He even used to drill a hole in the front of his helmet so he could have a ciggy on the grid.
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  2. 28th September 2011, 09:11 #77
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    "If you can read this the bitch has fallen off"

    On a pillion seat
    "Ditch the bitch, lets go racing"

    On a set of forks
    "Caution air-brake not installed"

    "Drugs are bad, crash motorbikes instead"
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    "I've got a good idea....."
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  4. 28th September 2011, 09:28 #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    "I've got a good idea....."
    We'd all know you were lying.
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  5. 28th September 2011, 09:40 #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    We'd all know you were lying.
    For some reason it seems to be the most trashed line whenever I'm anywhere with a Pit bike or Minimoto and a couple of bourbons. Hilarity usually ensues.....
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  6. 28th September 2011, 10:16 #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by BMWST? View Post
    your ambition exceeds your talent
    Similar to what I used when grading Police recruits on their driving 30 yrs ago. "Confidence exceeds ability".
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  7. 28th September 2011, 11:01 #82
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  9. 28th September 2011, 15:09 #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
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    I thought it might have been Latin for vagina, or something...... "


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    Fucken funniest thing Ive read in a long time
    Might get that printed on a t shirt
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    From an old ad for the speed triple.
    "Tattoos are cool, but chicks dig scars"

    no which dealer did the add???.......
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    "I'm gonna take it easy today"

    ....that lying son of a b****!!


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