They have finally arrived

[Crasherfromwayback]

Hope they slip slop slapped. Else they'll end up with a couple of really tender, pink rashers.

[george formby]

Hope they slip slop slapped. Else they'll end up with a couple of really tender, pink rashers.

Pork scratchins?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Pork scratchers?

More than likely mate.

[george formby]

Lets face it, with a bikini like that the friction from a short sprint to the khazi would cause crisping, at the very least singeing of the old Spaniels lugs.

[misterO]

I would love to try one of those on for size but my wife probably wouldn't let me. She's a slave to fashion.

[Woodman]

Shouldn't this be in the shavers vs razers thread ??