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    Morals

    I am going to be marrying the girl of my life. We have been together for years and I finally popped the question. Yeah, can you believe it. My fiance is getting ready for the wedding, making the plans and so forth. We have been together for 2 years. During those two years there has only been one problesm. Her sister. Her younger, smaller, more attractive sister.

    She always seems to be bending over in front of me. She always wears these small skirts or short dresses, so that when she bends over I always can get a glance. I think she is doing this on purpose. How can she do this to her own sister. But I love my finace dearly and I am confused on what I should do about this situation.

    One day, I am waiting on my bride to be. Her sister comes up to me and confesses that she has been in love with me for a very long time and she said she wanted to have sex with me that one last time before I got married. She said that if I wanted to have a good time to follow her upstairs. Then she quickly ran up stairs.

    I didn't know what to do. I was sweating like a coke bottle on a summer day. I got up and did the only thing that I knew to do. I ran outside the house.

    When I got outside. All of my fiance's family members were outside clapping. They said that I passed the test and they were glad to have me as part of the family.
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    ..the moral is, always keep your condoms in your car.
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    ...did you not even give arse sex a thought?

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    Thats been around a long time but it's good way that you presented it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    ...did you not even give arse sex a thought?
    Yes he did. But he's still walking funny after the last time...
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

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    TAG: Bill on the Pill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    ...did you not even give arse sex a thought?
    Thought i'd straightened that one out the other day Mark, sheeesh !!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Yes he did. But he's still walking funny after the last time...
    I tell ya, it was the god damn seat on the fiance's bike !!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    TAG: Bill on the Pill.
    Rhymes with ill, which i'd say yeah !
    Sick as !
    Though Her Highness dissagrees and i may have ended up being in the 1% group, as i do look 9 months gone !
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Yes he did. But he's still walking funny after the last time...
    Now that's just cruel...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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