North Auckland Street Skills - NASS

[LankyBastard]

I reckon we can always do a long ride next week anyway, chances are that we all have wednesday evening free..

Haha yea, it keeps me young

Off-setting the smoking then?

Would be keen for next week but am off to Chch this Sat for a couple weeks away at our place down there. Get away from work for a bit!

See you soon.

[The Singing Chef]

Off-setting the smoking then?

Would be keen for next week but am off to Chch this Sat for a couple weeks away at our place down there. Get away from work for a bit!

See you soon.

Yea something like that, and nice, have a good trip.

[English Kiwi]

Sounds like Bar Africa it is then

So much for summer weather...never mind rain suits tonight me thinks...

Hopefully more people will be keen now that it's just a pub session!

[gravedigger]

Sounds like Bar Africa it is then

So much for summer weather...never mind rain suits tonight me thinks...

Hopefully more people will be keen now that it's just a pub session!

So you guys are going straight to the pub? Or still meeting at Westgate at 6pm?

[LankyBastard]

Still gonna meet at westgate as per usual

[English Kiwi]

So you guys are going straight to the pub? Or still meeting at Westgate at 6pm?

Westgate at 6pm then pub via somewhere

[gravedigger]

Will see if I can make it... My flatmate also wants to make Mexican food tonight and invited some people over for that. And potentially a horror movie...

[The Singing Chef]

You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Stranger: asl
You: 99 in-between and antarctica
Stranger: really
You: yep, wbu?
Stranger: 23m
Stranger: usa
Stranger: wats ur name
You: Is it warm at the moment? It is bloody cold down here!
You: Jas
Stranger: hell nah
Stranger: Im in illiinois
Stranger: its cold as fuck
Stranger: but I bet its colder there
You: can't be colder than here! I think my nipples are frozen :-/
Stranger: can they cut thru glass?
Stranger: thats the real test if theyre frozen
You: Haven't tried to be hones
You: honest
Stranger: oh, well maybe u should
Stranger: so do u have a polar bear as a pet?
Stranger: or at least a pinguin?
You: could start up a new job as a glass cutter
Stranger: why?
You: we have a few polar bears, they are getting ready to be eaten soon though.
Stranger: isnt it mostly igloos over there?
You: cause shovelling ice is boring as
Stranger: or have they architectured new igloos with windows?
You: Yea, lots of ice, a bit more ice and a small snow patch.
Stranger: why shovel ice in antartica?
You: To make room for more igloos
Stranger: isnt there snow everywhere?
Stranger: but isnt there still gnna be snow on the bottom?
Stranger: are you sure u live in antartica?
You: Yea but it gets as away from the wind
You: And yea why wouldn't i?
Stranger: idk, jst asking
Stranger: do u ever leave there?
You: Only once as a kid, other than that no. what about you?
Stranger: Ive never been there
Stranger: and u said ur 99?
You: It was a long time ago!
Stranger: thats a long ass time not leaving there
You: Yea you get used to it though, it's peacefull
Stranger: wait, wat da fuck is a 99 year old doing on omegle?
Stranger: u seem to type pretty fast for an old person
You: You do not know boring it is down here, and you get fast when there is nothing else to do, im still young for my age down here, there are people that are 160
Stranger: fuck!!!!
Stranger: u know, I have heard that the cold preserves the body
Stranger: it makes sense actually
You: Yea it is really goof for you
Stranger: dats why we put meat in the fridge
You: It slows down our blood pressure which stops us aging so fast
Stranger: damn
Stranger: but that comes with a price
Stranger: cuz its fckn boring over there
You: Yea, but we have lots of sex to keep ourselves occupied, there isn't much else to do.
Stranger: hmmmmmm
Stranger: well dats not bad at all
You: Na, usually there is between 20 - 30 of us
You: it's a big igloo
Stranger: holy sh*t
You: yea!
You: So what do you do?
You: I'm off to have sex now, might see you later
You have disconnected.

[gravedigger]

You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Stranger: asl
You: 99 in-between and antarctica
Stranger: really
You: yep, wbu?
Stranger: 23m
Stranger: usa
Stranger: wats ur name
You: Is it warm at the moment? It is bloody cold down here!
You: Jas
Stranger: hell nah
Stranger: Im in illiinois
Stranger: its cold as fuck
Stranger: but I bet its colder there
You: can't be colder than here! I think my nipples are frozen :-/
Stranger: can they cut thru glass?
Stranger: thats the real test if theyre frozen
You: Haven't tried to be hones
You: honest
Stranger: oh, well maybe u should
Stranger: so do u have a polar bear as a pet?
Stranger: or at least a pinguin?
You: could start up a new job as a glass cutter
Stranger: why?
You: we have a few polar bears, they are getting ready to be eaten soon though.
Stranger: isnt it mostly igloos over there?
You: cause shovelling ice is boring as
Stranger: or have they architectured new igloos with windows?
You: Yea, lots of ice, a bit more ice and a small snow patch.
Stranger: why shovel ice in antartica?
You: To make room for more igloos
Stranger: isnt there snow everywhere?
Stranger: but isnt there still gnna be snow on the bottom?
Stranger: are you sure u live in antartica?
You: Yea but it gets as away from the wind
You: And yea why wouldn't i?
Stranger: idk, jst asking
Stranger: do u ever leave there?
You: Only once as a kid, other than that no. what about you?
Stranger: Ive never been there
Stranger: and u said ur 99?
You: It was a long time ago!
Stranger: thats a long ass time not leaving there
You: Yea you get used to it though, it's peacefull
Stranger: wait, wat da fuck is a 99 year old doing on omegle?
Stranger: u seem to type pretty fast for an old person
You: You do not know boring it is down here, and you get fast when there is nothing else to do, im still young for my age down here, there are people that are 160
Stranger: fuck!!!!
Stranger: u know, I have heard that the cold preserves the body
Stranger: it makes sense actually
You: Yea it is really goof for you
Stranger: dats why we put meat in the fridge
You: It slows down our blood pressure which stops us aging so fast
Stranger: damn
Stranger: but that comes with a price
Stranger: cuz its fckn boring over there
You: Yea, but we have lots of sex to keep ourselves occupied, there isn't much else to do.
Stranger: hmmmmmm
Stranger: well dats not bad at all
You: Na, usually there is between 20 - 30 of us
You: it's a big igloo
Stranger: holy sh*t
You: yea!
You: So what do you do?
You: I'm off to have sex now, might see you later
You have disconnected.

You seem to have WAY too much time on your hands....

[The Singing Chef]

You seem to have WAY too much time on your hands....

Like you would not believe!

[Maha]

You seem to have WAY too much time on your hands....

Time is not the only thing he has on his hands....

[gravedigger]

Time is not the only thing he has on his hands....

I don't even want to imagine what...

[Maha]

I don't even want to imagine what...

We dont call him 'Masty Matt' for nothing...

[Clean_up]

"Gets out the wet weather gear".......see you all at the shell at 6pm

[LankyBastard]

"Gets out the wet weather gear".......see you all at the shell at 6pm

"Gets out his causal clothes, puts on shoes, grabs car keys and turns on heated seats, all whilst thinking shit night for a ride, whats the point"

Yep see you there too