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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Multiplication is adding but faster. Making babies is all about adding then splitting.
    It depends on the formula used ...

    One plus one equals TWO (everybody knows THAT)

    One ON one MAY ... end in three ... and entirely where one is inserted.
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    I wear black or grey almost exclusively. Why is my belly-button fluff blue...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by far queue View Post
    1. What don't steam rollers roll steam?
    2. Why don't chain smokers smoke chains?
    English is a wonderful language. Steam rollers are actually powered by steam and chain smokers should have their's pulled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    I wear black or grey almost exclusively. Why is my belly-button fluff blue...?
    Your eyes deceive you.
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    how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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    Grandpa,
    How far is too far?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemad View Post
    how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    A Woodchuck would chuck just as much wood as a Woodchuck could chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood. And your age is showing.

    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Grandpa,
    How far is too far?
    Just past far enough.
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    Grandpa,
    Who was your favorite dinosaur?
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Grandpa,
    Who was your favorite dinosaur?
    My grandpa...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    My grandpa...
    YOU HAD A GRANDPA
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    Dear Grandpa, I lust after a Hyosung Aquila. Should I cut my arse off and put it on my face?
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    YOU HAD A GRANDPA
    A long time ago in a land far away...

    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Dear Grandpa, I lust after a Hyosung Aquila. Should I cut my arse off and put it on my face?
    Only if it will be an improvement. First ask your Mum.
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    Grandpa
    ....if money is the root of all evil

    ...why can't we just get rid of it?

    ...are we as a species to dumb to find a way how?...or are those in power just to greedy to want to?





    ohh....and why do I keep catching my dog licking bugs off my bike??...is he disgusting?...hungry?...or just simple?

    thanks GP...and happy Newyear

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    Quote Originally Posted by willytheekid View Post
    Grandpa
    ....if money is the root of all evil

    ...why can't we just get rid of it?

    ...are we as a species to dumb to find a way how?...or are those in power just to greedy to want to?





    ohh....and why do I keep catching my dog licking bugs off my bike??...is he disgusting?...hungry?...or just simple?

    thanks GP...and happy Newyear
    That saying is actually a misquote of scripture which says "For the love of money is at the root of evil and by reaching out for this love many have stabbed themselves over with many pains." James said, "We are drawn out and enticed by our own desires..." As with all temptation it is not the fault of the thing desired but our own desire and lack of self-control that leads us to problems.

    Your dog is being a dog and if he is in a loving environment he will happily make a fool of himself for your entertainment.

    As for new year? So far, so good...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    ...Making babies is all about adding then splitting.
    Is this why the Kiwi (male) eats roots, shoots and leaves?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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