Ask Grandpa...

[Edbear]

Is this why the Kiwi (male) eats roots, shoots and leaves?

Although I was speaking in physiological terms, your metaphorical application of the fact is often accurate to the detriment of said males and their offspring.

Raising a child is such a rewarding experience I only wish I could do it all again knowing what I now know.

[avgas]

That is a horrible formula.
i = sqrt(-1)
Length (l) has nothing to do with money unless this is the porn industry. Which could explain the natural exponent (e). But having a natural exponent with a nonlinear voltage (Vi) would not be recommended on a wang.
As for it being an undefined root, this sounds like a horrible porno.......I wouldn't take the money if I were you.

[BigAl]

Dear Grandpa,

Which brand of motorcycle is the best and why?

[curly]

Grandpa...
How come alot of cruiser riders don't wave?

[Bikemad]

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

[haydes55]

Dear Grandpa, is it possible to look cool on a scooter?

[Edbear]

Dear Grandpa,

Which brand of motorcycle is the best and why?

There are no best brands as each brand has its own personality and features that appeal to different people for different reasons. Due to the fact that we are all unique, just like everyone else, it is like asking which nationality of female is best. What spins your wheels may stick in the craw of another.

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

No, if you think that is true, please don't dress as a clown in cannibal territory. It is a rumour to get more clowns into the pot.

Dear Grandpa, is it possible to look cool on a scooter?

Yes, in the snow...-

[FJRider]

Today I was stopped by a police officer. As I was over the "tolerance" ... I was supprised he only wanted to inform me of oil (or diesol) on the road ahead "at the speed I was going, I may have had trouble avoiding ..."

Could REAL policemen do this ... ???

[wickle]

Dear Grandpa, as you are older How cum older woman that pursue younger men are called cat names, but if a older guy takes out a younger woman he's classed as "A Dirty old man"

[caspernz]

Dear Grandpa, as you are older How cum older woman that pursue younger men are called cat names, but if a older guy takes out a younger woman he's classed as "A Dirty old man"

On a smiliar note, if a younger woman pursues an older man, what is she called?

[slofox]

On a smiliar note, if a younger woman pursues an older man, what is she called?

Grave robber, innit?

[FJRider]

On a smiliar note, if a younger woman pursues an older man, what is she called?

Darling ... ????

[Edbear]

Today I was stopped by a police officer. As I was over the "tolerance" ... I was supprise he only wanted to inform me of oil (or diesol) on the road ahead "at the speed I was going, I may have had trouble avoiding ..."

Could REAL policemen do this ... ???

No he was a fake, real Policemen don't do that. A real Policeman would have ticketed you and claimed he was saving you from yourself...

Dear Grandpa, as you are older How cum older woman that pursue younger men are called cat names, but if a older guy takes out a younger woman he's classed as "A Dirty old man"

Speaking for myself, I look at these gorgeous young things and think what a beautiful child, as they are younger than my youngest daughter. Older men who pursue these young things are thinking with their dicks and have little regard for their future when they are wanting to go to bed and sleep and their young bride is wanting to go and party. They are doomed generally to see thier relationship fail in a short time as the young woman realises that money isn't everything afterall.

On a smiliar note, if a younger woman pursues an older man, what is she called?

Gold-digger or seeking a Sugar Daddy.

[Oakie]

Dear Grandpa.

All my friends have an 8 inch penis but I don't. They make fun of me and say I should have an operation so I too can have an 8 inch penis like them. I don't want an operation ... I mean why should I chop 2 inches off mine just to be like them. What should I do?

[Edbear]

Dear Grandpa.

All my friends have an 8 inch penis but I don't. They. make fun of me and say I should have an operation so I too can have an 8 inch penis like them. I don't want an operation ... I mean why should I chop 2 inches off mine just to be like them. What should I do?

You are confusing centermeters with inches. Turn the ruler over