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    missionary or doggie style grandpa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemad View Post
    missionary or doggie style grandpa
    Do you mean from the Bible's view? The Bible is silent on the matter of sex between married couples, but to say, "Render to each their due and do not be depriving each other of it except by mutual consent." The only prohibition is Sodomy which is regarded as disgusting.

    Regarding husband and wife, the scriptures say, "May her breasts intoxicate you and with her love may you be in an ecstacy constantly." Naturally one would be very considerate of one's mate's needs and wants and not seek one's own satisfaction to the detriment of one's mate.
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    Grandpa...
    How do I stop the neighbours cats(5 of them) from taking dumps outside my bedroom window?
    Do you know what it's like to wake to the smell of cat shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by curly View Post
    Grandpa...
    How do I stop the neighbours cats(5 of them) from taking dumps outside my bedroom window?
    Do you know what it's like to wake to the smell of cat shit?
    I suggest taking a position with a Supersoaker and ambushing them at night, or a horrible gargoyle outfit and scaring the living daylights out of them. This may take a couple of nights but should have a definite effect. In the extreme you could set cage traps and return them to the neighbour in the traps complete with their dung.

    Another option is to put a fine electric wire around where they defecate, hooked up to an electric fence unit.
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    Grandpa I have found you to be wrong.

    Red Baron is not open today.
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    but once again you proved me wrong.
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    I was hit by one such driver while remaining in the view of their mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzspokes View Post
    Grandpa I have found you to be wrong.

    Red Baron is not open today.
    As I said, I hope you read my post correctly...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nzspokes View Post
    Grandpa I have found you to be wrong.

    Red Baron is not open today.
    Grandpa said he would answer all your questions. He did not say his answer would be right...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Grandpa said he would answer all your questions. He did not say his answer would be right...
    It was a test to see if he would read the post correctly, unfortunately I was right and he failed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Do you mean from the Bible's view?
    no i don't..............now come on........you have a whole other thread to put forward that point of view.............
    butter or margerine???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    It was a test to see if he would read the post correctly, unfortunately I was right and he failed...
    A bit like selling tampons - and not mentioning there are no strings attached...eh?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemad View Post
    no i don't..............now come on........you have a whole other thread to put forward that point of view.............
    butter or margerine???
    Ahh, I see what you mean... There are more options than those... of the two the missionary is more rewarding.

    I prefer butter, myself...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    ... the missionary is more rewarding.
    ...
    Is that why so many of them ended up in the cooking pot?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Is that why so many of them ended up in the cooking pot?
    The cannibals figured they were more value as food than as teachers...
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    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Grandpa said he would answer all your questions. He did not say his answer would be right...
    I'm still waiting for someone to pull me up on post 120...
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