How did he know?

**Maha** · 7th January 2012, 15:57

Originally Posted by Stirts

I see FM packed his big arse leg of roast boar for lunch!

...that was just a wee snack before Huntly.

**Fatt Max** · 7th January 2012, 16:08

Originally Posted by Maha

...that was just a wee snack before Huntly.

......and I had to kill the bastard first.....

As for my yellow pants, they are very practical. They hide the piss stains so there is no need to stop eating to go for a wee

Tell me you all have wished for the very same at some point in time

**Maha** · 7th January 2012, 16:13

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

......and I had to kill the bastard first.....

As for my yellow pants, they are very practical. They hide the piss stains so there is no need to stop eating to go for a wee

Tell me you all have wished for the very same at some point in time

My leather pants use to tuck into my boots so I had that very situation covered also....

**FJRider** · 7th January 2012, 16:15

Originally Posted by Maha

My leather pants use to tuck into my boots so I had that very situation covered also....

Gives the term ... "fill your boots" ... a whole new meaning ...

**Fatt Max** · 7th January 2012, 16:19

Originally Posted by Maha

My leather pants use to tuck into my boots so I had that very situation covered also....

Ahhhh, thats what I've been doing wrong all these years...

Bit like when I used to go to the football back home before all seater stadiums were brought in. If you stood at the front of the terraces you had a great view but by half time you were ankle deep in piss because no one could be bothered waiting in line for the khazi, they just pissed where they stood......some of the guys were just as bad....

**Maha** · 7th January 2012, 16:20

Originally Posted by FJRider

Gives the term ... "fill your boots" ... a whole new meaning ...

..was alright when we would get home from riding in the rain, I could empty my boots on the driveway and Anne wouldn't suspect a thing..no so much when it was a dry day...

**avgas** · 7th January 2012, 17:37

Yeah, I ate all the pies......and now they're gone forever

**mashman** · 7th January 2012, 17:42

Originally Posted by avgas

Yeah, I ate all the pies......and now they're gone forever

Looking at it from a brighter side... they are not gone, they have merely change form

**Headbanger** · 7th January 2012, 18:21

I saw a lad walking through Christchurch the other day, His T-Shirt Said...I LOVE PIES.

I thought,fuck, awesome shirt, I turned to the wife, She says, I know what your thinking, Your thinking thats an awesome shirt.

**Pussy** · 7th January 2012, 18:24

Originally Posted by Headbanger

I saw a lad walking through Christchurch the other day, His T-Shirt Said...I LOVE PIES.

I thought,fuck, awesome shirt, I turned to the wife, She says, I know what your thinking, Your thinking thats an awesome shirt.

I'm with you on that one. It IS an awesome shirt!

**DrunkenMistake** · 7th January 2012, 18:24

Originally Posted by Headbanger

I saw a lad walking through Christchurch the other day, His T-Shirt Said...I LOVE PIES.

I thought,fuck, awesome shirt, I turned to the wife, She says, I know what your thinking, Your thinking thats an awesome shirt.

I have that said shirt,

The good laugh is to wear my FBMC tshirt over my leathers, then to take it off with my jacket, and to revel my I Love pies Shirt..

**FJRider** · 7th January 2012, 19:24

Originally Posted by Maha

..was alright when we would get home from riding in the rain, I could empty my boots on the driveway and Anne wouldn't suspect a thing..no so much when it was a dry day...

Standing in a puddle ... and it's NOT raining ...

**Red39** · 7th January 2012, 20:09

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Ahhhh, thats what I've been doing wrong all these years...

Bit like when I used to go to the football back home before all seater stadiums were brought in. If you stood at the front of the terraces you had a great view but by half time you were ankle deep in piss because no one could be bothered waiting in line for the khazi, they just pissed where they stood......some of the guys were just as bad....

Ahhh that brings back memories. Best pies ever at the footie too