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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    You can either lead or be led, the choice is yours my friend.
    Where will that lead us? If NZ is a country of sheeple, who should lead them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    It is another church fallacy and not what the Bible says. The Catholic church deserves to be shot for the misinformation and ridiculous propaganda t it has spouted. Mary was engaged to Joseph and likely in late teens or early twenty's. She was not inseminated either but God transplanted the life of Christ in human form as an embryo into her womb. God was already Jesus' father, (Coll. 1:15), so did not need to "Father" him again.
    Do any of us absolutely believe all that we read? No? Interesting...

    This Bible, that has caused so much - trouble - is just the writings of man. I say 'man' because in the patriarchal society that spawned this collection of stories, no-one took any notice of women, apart from the obvious, and therefore would consider few their utterings important enough to write down.

    What does Grandpa have to say about the theory that unmarried women were considered virgins, even if not technically so. If Joseph and Mary indulged in a little heavy petting (not unlikely, let's face it), and with or without any penetration Mary was the recipient of a little juice in or about her interesting bits, she could have become pregnant.
    Now, in those god-fearing superstitious times, an excellent story to explain this awkward situation would of course be to say "God did it".
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Heres one for ya Gramps... How do I fix my bikes
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Do any of us absolutely believe all that we read? No? Interesting...

    This Bible, that has caused so much - trouble - is just the writings of man. I say 'man' because in the patriarchal society that spawned this collection of stories, no-one took any notice of women, apart from the obvious, and therefore would consider few their utterings important enough to write down.

    What does Grandpa have to say about the theory that unmarried women were considered virgins, even if not technically so. If Joseph and Mary indulged in a little heavy petting (not unlikely, let's face it), and with or without any penetration Mary was the recipient of a little juice in or about her interesting bits, she could have become pregnant.
    Now, in those god-fearing superstitious times, an excellent story to explain this awkward situation would of course be to say "God did it".

    you are generous in hoping/believing she actually consented and had fun.....in the little heavy petting.

    what if someone had their way with her (which is quite a like scenario) and having to choose between a little lie and stoning for adultery.....

    God did it - seems like an easy way out.


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    hey there pops..................black holes in space............i presume God created them.............whats their purpose?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemad View Post
    hey there pops..................black holes in space............i presume God created them.............whats their purpose?
    To test our faith, like dinosaur fossils
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemad View Post
    hey there pops..................black holes in space............i presume God created them.............whats their purpose?
    Spooky...
    http://unfollowingjesus.com/files/20..._6928919_n.jpg
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue rider View Post
    dear Opa,

    why das the weather always turn to shit in time for the weekend?
    And when will summer start?
    Humankind is frequently out of step with the weather and environment and whether it rains for the weekend is a lottery due to our inflexible lifestyle. We should live more flexibly to take advantage of weather that does not stick to our weekly calendar. However the forecast is for rain today but a fine weekend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    Where will that lead us? If NZ is a country of sheeple, who should lead them.
    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Do any of us absolutely believe all that we read? No? Interesting...

    This Bible, that has caused so much - trouble - is just the writings of man. I say 'man' because in the patriarchal society that spawned this collection of stories, no-one took any notice of women, apart from the obvious, and therefore would consider few their utterings important enough to write down.

    What does Grandpa have to say about the theory that unmarried women were considered virgins, even if not technically so. If Joseph and Mary indulged in a little heavy petting (not unlikely, let's face it), and with or without any penetration Mary was the recipient of a little juice in or about her interesting bits, she could have become pregnant.
    Now, in those god-fearing superstitious times, an excellent story to explain this awkward situation would of course be to say "God did it".
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    Heres one for ya Gramps... How do I fix my bikes
    Quote Originally Posted by blue rider View Post
    you are generous in hoping/believing she actually consented and had fun.....in the little heavy petting.

    what if someone had their way with her (which is quite a like scenario) and having to choose between a little lie and stoning for adultery.....

    God did it - seems like an easy way out.


    Which God, yours? Mine? Theirs?
    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemad View Post
    hey there pops..................black holes in space............i presume God created them.............whats their purpose?
    Hi guys I 'm in Taupo for the weekend so I will answer all your questions when I get back. Do have a great weekend!
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    Dear grandpa

    why are dirt bikes far more superior then road bikes?

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    Grandpa,
    you are sooooooo knowledgeable. Every question so far you have known the answer and they are always right.

    Excuse me for being a cheeky youngun and asking the mostest hardest question in the whole world.

    When someone crashes there motorbicycle and tells everyone on KB why do people argue so much?
    Some of them are really nasty and say mean things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Hi guys I 'm in Taupo for the weekend so I will answer all your questions when I get back. Do have a great weekend!
    Hi Grandpa...I expect that you will give what you believe to be an answer, but will in fact be a response.
    I also expect that you will have had a great weekend yourself.

    Now for the question.

    Am I right?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    one more for when you get back...

    If the meaning to life, the universe, & everything is 42
    What is the question???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    one more for when you get back...

    If the meaning to life, the universe, & everything is 42
    What is the question???
    What is the meaning of life, the Universe and everything?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Hi Grandpa...I expect that you will give what you believe to be an answer, but will in fact be a response.
    I also expect that you will have had a great weekend yourself.

    Now for the question.





    Am I right?
    I will respond with answers whereupon you will have the answer to your question...
    You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
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