Neighbours. What are yours like?

**Indiana_Jones** · 29th January 2012, 17:17

Yes, black as the Ace of Spades, they were!

Oh, well, there goes the neighborhood!

-Indy

**Oblivion** · 29th January 2012, 17:45

Good one side of the fence, pricks the other. The good side owns an Indian restaurant in town, works late hours, something like 2-1am. Great guy, Managed to break a deal for his old car with his workmates, 1500 for a nice condition Honda Civic.

The bad side, Uni students. Love getting on the piss at ungodly hours of the morning. One time, they got home at 0130, and turned on the music. Broke glass bottles all over the road. Needless to say, They got a stern yelling at the next morning...

**Ladydragon** · 29th January 2012, 17:52

Originally Posted by Virago

I didn't think you'd be far away with another mindless diatribe.

I suspect that if you lived next door to Ladydragon's neighbours, you would consider them the neighbours from hell...?

My next door neighbours are the nicesist ones i've every had they are differnetly not neighbours from hell !!!

**ducatilover** · 29th January 2012, 18:01

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

I'm happy I don't live in a black area, my neighbours and all the people around my area are great.

What's wrong with darker people? Go on, amuse me.

**mashman** · 29th January 2012, 18:13

Originally Posted by ducatilover

What's wrong with darker people? Go on, amuse me.

He can't see them as easily in the dark when he's got a paranoid stone on... just eyes and teeth shifting about in the shadows and picking your pocket without you ever having known that they were there.

**ducatilover** · 29th January 2012, 18:14

Originally Posted by mashman

He can't see them as easily in the dark when he's got a paranoid stone on... just eyes and teeth shifting about in the shadows and picking your pocket without you ever having known that they were there.

Oh, yeah I have that problem too.

As you were

**SMOKEU** · 29th January 2012, 18:59

Originally Posted by ducatilover

What's wrong with darker people? Go on, amuse me.

Mashman hit the nail on the head with that one.

Originally Posted by mashman

He can't see them as easily in the dark when he's got a paranoid stone on... just eyes and teeth shifting about in the shadows and picking your pocket without you ever having known that they were there.

**hellokitty** · 29th January 2012, 19:33

Originally Posted by munster

Wasn't there spose to be a KB BBQ at yours, loud bikes & filthy bikers would sort them out.

Not at my place..... maybe I should have one. This has been an ongoing problem with each lot of new tenants. Next time it comes on the market, I will by it myself and then I can control who rents it.
I have been revving the Harley for their listening pleasure in the mornings....

**TrentNz** · 29th January 2012, 20:10

Originally Posted by superman

So you post on the internet that you steal your neighbours internet... on a forum that contains police...

I hope you're taking the piss and not just being stupid.

was ages ago, and they found out.

**mashman** · 29th January 2012, 20:23

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Mashman hit the nail on the head with that one.

I can see why you think staying with the light is a good idea.

We've BBQ'd with oor neighbours and they're all very different but all lervely folks... the plumber doon the road got us out of a bind one saturday on his day off, the fella up the road offered me the use of his mower one day when I was out weed eating (I was happy to make a long job of it that day), the coppa across the road came bangin on the door one day after his trampoline jumped the fence and a few of us got together to throw it back over... we lend each other stuff, watch each others kids so the adults can get out and have some fun, socialise on rare occasions but always say hi and shoot the breeze for 20 mins or so, we can hear pipe music every now and then (the proclaimers too, dirty Scots somewhere) and I'm pretty sure someone in the next street practices with his band mates in their garage and they sound no too bad either... all in all relatively close... must be time for another meet the neighbours BBQ soon

**SMOKEU** · 29th January 2012, 20:46

Originally Posted by mashman

I can see why you think staying with the light is a good idea.

We've BBQ'd with oor neighbours and they're all very different but all lervely folks... the plumber doon the road got us out of a bind one saturday on his day off, the fella up the road offered me the use of his mower one day when I was out weed eating (I was happy to make a long job of it that day), the coppa across the road came bangin on the door one day after his trampoline jumped the fence and a few of us got together to throw it back over... we lend each other stuff, watch each others kids so the adults can get out and have some fun, socialise on rare occasions but always say hi and shoot the breeze for 20 mins or so, we can hear pipe music every now and then (the proclaimers too, dirty Scots somewhere) and I'm pretty sure someone in the next street practices with his band mates in their garage and they sound no too bad either... all in all relatively close... must be time for another meet the neighbours BBQ soon

Fair enough. One of my mates lives in a black area, and the neighbours jump over the fence to steal tools or anything of value in the back yard, the guys across the road yell abuse at us, the people next to that house tried to steal my mates car, the people around the corner tried to hijack my mates car and they hit it with a baseball bat. Can't even walk down the road to the local convenience store in that area without some hoodrats starting trouble and a whole lot of black faces staring out the windows. Little cunts with spray cans walk down the street marking their territory, there seem to be at least 3 shopping trolleys dumped on the side of the road each time I go there. It's rather intimidating.

We got an asian next door but I don't mind her because she never starts any shit, so the perfect neighbour just about.

**TrentNz** · 29th January 2012, 20:52

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Fair enough. One of my mates lives in a black area, and the neighbours jump over the fence to steal tools or anything of value in the back yard, the guys across the road yell abuse at us, the people next to that house tried to steal my mates car, the people around the corner tried to hijack my mates car and they hit it with a baseball bat. Can't even walk down the road to the local convenience store in that area without some hoodrats starting trouble and a whole lot of black faces staring out the windows. Little cunts with spray cans walk down the street marking their territory, there seem to be at least 3 shopping trolleys dumped on the side of the road each time I go there. It's rather intimidating.

We got an asian next door but I don't mind her because she never starts any shit, so the perfect neighbour just about.

Speaking of which, some dirty Jew stole my $300 motocross helmet today

**ducatilover** · 29th January 2012, 22:15

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Fair enough. One of my mates lives in a black area, and the neighbours jump over the fence to steal tools or anything of value in the back yard, the guys across the road yell abuse at us, the people next to that house tried to steal my mates car, the people around the corner tried to hijack my mates car and they hit it with a baseball bat. Can't even walk down the road to the local convenience store in that area without some hoodrats starting trouble and a whole lot of black faces staring out the windows. Little cunts with spray cans walk down the street marking their territory, there seem to be at least 3 shopping trolleys dumped on the side of the road each time I go there. It's rather intimidating.

We got an asian next door but I don't mind her because she never starts any shit, so the perfect neighbour just about.

I've had all different flavoured people do shit like that, I despise any thieving cunt who wants my tools I worked and paid for

**mashman** · 29th January 2012, 22:34

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Fair enough. One of my mates lives in a black area, and the neighbours jump over the fence to steal tools or anything of value in the back yard, the guys across the road yell abuse at us, the people next to that house tried to steal my mates car, the people around the corner tried to hijack my mates car and they hit it with a baseball bat. Can't even walk down the road to the local convenience store in that area without some hoodrats starting trouble and a whole lot of black faces staring out the windows. Little cunts with spray cans walk down the street marking their territory, there seem to be at least 3 shopping trolleys dumped on the side of the road each time I go there. It's rather intimidating.

We got an asian next door but I don't mind her because she never starts any shit, so the perfect neighbour just about.

Yup, same shit happened where I used to stay in Glasgow, fuckers burning things, smashing bottle, smashing peoples cars, caravans, putting the odd window in (someone stuck a pellet through one of our windows) etc... not a dark soul to be seen. I lived in a relatively nice area compared to the rest of Glasgow. Tis a sign of the times mate, race has fuck all to do with it.