Why do tradesmen drive white vans?

[MD]

The big question is why do they all drive so $%#@ slowly and lose power once they have positioned their white van in a blocking move in the fast lane.

[Crasherfromwayback]

They don't...

[SMOKEU]

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Every time you are near.

Just like me, they long to be.

[Maha]

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Every time you are near.

Just like me, they long to be.

Feeling the bromance

[Big Dave]

Why do fools fall in love?

[haydes55]

My tradey van is silver

[spookytooth]

I used to believe that but trust me, it's a myth.

well i am on my 15 th white van and i have never washed one of them and have never concidered any of them dirty

[Madness]

well i am on my 15 th white van and i have never washed one of them and have never concidered any of them dirty

You need to get out more often then.

[haydes55]

well i am on my 15 th white van and i have never washed one of them and have never concidered any of them dirty

We are presentable at my work, we wash our vans at least once a week. But that could be due to driving close to 1000km/week.

[Madness]

On average it's 1,500km a week covering the Norf Island for me. Last time I washed it (Triton Uterous) I had to scrub the fuck out of the front bits.

[spookytooth]

You need to get out more often then.

and what exactly dose getting out have to do with washing vans ?