Wants dating advice from strangers on the internet

[Scuba_Steve]

Its really tough to meet woman over 30.

Women are like dog, doo, hear me through don't interrupt,
It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up - Bloodhound Gang "Three Point One Four"

[nudemetalz]

Chicks from online dating sites love golden showers and cleveland steamers. If they say no, they really mean yes.

You been shat on lots by chicks?

[Crasherfromwayback]

You been shat on lots by chicks?

Bet lots would like to.

[GingerMidget]

so that's what I'm doing wrong, going to the gym makes you a lard arse Yes you must be right as there are certainly enough lard arses at the gym and they are always advertising the bulk up stuff.
Cupcakes
Hope you can do a mean bacon and eggs as well. Need a good breakfast after a workout.

I moved out of home almost 9 years ago. Chances are I can cook, or at least order take out, because I haven't starved yet. In saying that, I saw the new friend today, and enquired wether he wants carrot or chocolate muffins. He wants carrot. With cream cheese frosting. This is going to set a precedent, and I'm gonna have to keep baking. Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead?

[GingerMidget]

Bet lots would like to.

I'd wear gloves and throw something eles shit. I wouldn't put my naked ass anywhere near him.

Also, previous post mentions hes not single. Is she blind, deaf and dumb?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Also, previous post mentions hes not single. Is she blind, deaf and dumb?

Of course. All blow up dolls are.

[GingerMidget]

Ah. Silly me. I forgot that fundamental rule.

[Maha]

I wouldn't take advice from any stranger on the internet...

[george formby]

I moved out of home almost 9 years ago. Chances are I can cook, or at least order take out, because I haven't starved yet. In saying that, I saw the new friend today, and enquired wether he wants carrot or chocolate muffins. He wants carrot. With cream cheese frosting. This is going to set a precedent, and I'm gonna have to keep baking. Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead?

It's a slippery slope, be proper cakes then dessert before you know it. Chained to the stove, rug rats hauling at your pinnie strings.. you wondering where all the fun went..

[Madness]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crim...-conman-jailed

[GingerMidget]

It's a slippery slope, be proper cakes then dessert before you know it. Chained to the stove, rug rats hauling at your pinnie strings.. you wondering where all the fun went..

Hahahaha. I changed my mind on the baking for today anyway. So instead, I'm painting.

[TrentNz]

I moved out of home almost 9 years ago. I saw the new friend today, and enquired wether he wants carrot or chocolate muffins. He wants carrot. With cream cheese frosting.

I don't recall saying i liked carrot muffins, with cream cheese frosting..

[GingerMidget]

I don't recall saying i liked carrot muffins, with cream cheese frosting..

Dude. If I saw you IRL, I'd punch you. God you annoy the snot outta me

[TrentNz]

So you're trying to say that all chicks are annoying.
good head

[schrodingers cat]

Learn to dance in time to the music. In a crowd of guys you'll be one in a million.