Wants dating advice from strangers on the internet

[Red39]

T'is the interweb. In reality I have a comb over, a subscription to steam train monthly & a penchant for loud cardigans & wool lined slippers. It's getting so bad I'm looking at putting a sidecar on my bike.

So, you've either just described Wallace or Gromit.....um, it all fits now, this obsession with bunny sex. Did you star in Curse of the Were Rabbit????

[Red39]

In reality I have a come over, .

Yeah, a come over is something entirely different....

[george formby]

So, you've either just described Wallace or Gromit.....um, it all fits now, this obsession with bunny sex. Did you star in Curse of the Were Rabbit????

Oh no! This is very twighlight zone. I love Wallace & Gromit & do a very fair impersonation of Wallace, the dog is a tough one with the lines he gets.

I look more like this.

[Red39]

Oh no! This is very twighlight zone. I love Wallace & Gromit & do a very fair impersonation of Wallace, the dog is a tough one with the lines he gets.

I look more like this.

Now I can see why your lines work....what woman could resist?

[oneofsix]

Now I can see why your lines work....what woman could resist?

Which is it that appeals to the woman; the bumbling idiot that so obviously requires a woman to sort out his life or the cute puppy dog look? Or is that they are made from clay and therefore so easily moulded?

[Newbi]

Which is it that appeals to the woman; the bumbling idiot that so obviously requires a woman to sort out his life or the cute puppy dog look? Or is that they are made from clay and therefore so easily moulded?

Neither, Be strong and straight to the point.

[Red39]

Which is it that appeals to the woman; the bumbling idiot that so obviously requires a woman to sort out his life or the cute puppy dog look? Or is that they are made from clay and therefore so easily moulded?

Are you suggesting that women like pliable men so that we may shape them into a form more agreeable to us? Why that would make us devious, underhand schemers. That's outrageous.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Are you suggesting that women like pliable men so that we may shape them into a form more agreeable to us? Why that would make us devious, underhand schemers. That's outrageous.

It would also make said guy a pussy whipped softcock that'd have no respect from his partner and end up getting the boot anyway!

[george formby]

It would also make said guy a pussy whipped softcock that'd have no respect from his partner and end up getting the boot anyway!

Usually when I'm manipulated & plied with an under hand it has the opposite effect.

[blue rider]

Neither, Be strong and straight to the point.

oh oh oh......oh that coming from you .....oh

[Newbi]

oh oh oh......oh that coming from you .....oh

Jeeze, spit it out Blue, what are ya trying to say?

[george formby]

Jeeze, spit it out Blue, what are ya trying to say?

The way this thread is going that could be misinterpreted.

[nadroj]

Men marry women hoping they don't change but do.
Women marry men hoping to change them but are unable to.

[blue rider]

The way this thread is going that could be misinterpreted.

never ever could this happen not on kb

[Red39]

Men marry women hoping they don't change but do.
Women marry men hoping to change them but are unable to.

You're deluded if you think a woman can't change a man.....you might be the exception to the rule nadroj