Wants dating advice from strangers on the internet

[Newbi]

You would have likely burned your eyes out so that you'd never have to see such a sight again . The little box told me I couldn't spread anymore.

Dam that little box

[TrentNz]

Dam that little box

I love playing with boxes

[Newbi]

I love playing with boxes

I bet you do

[TrentNz]

Do you have any spare boxes laying around i can have

[Newbi]

Do you have any spare boxes laying around i can have

And what do you intend to do with them exactly?

[nzspokes]

Do you have any spare boxes laying around i can have

Jeez man just ask for a shag. You wont get anywhere not asking for it.

[TrentNz]

turn them into paper-mache using my special glue

[mashman]

Dam that little box

yer fair damn tootin... that bloody thing, gave me 3 kids and destroyed my life

[Newbi]

Jeez man just ask for a shag. You wont get anywhere not asking for it.

So your a straight to the point kinda guy aye Spokes? It would probably be a breath of fresh air for some ladies.

[nzspokes]

So your a straight to the point kinda guy aye Spokes? It would probably be a breath of fresh air for some ladies.

Obviously this would come after a date, wine and a nice walk along the waterfront. Then ask for a shag.

My guess just walking up to a lady in the street and asking for a shag may not work out well, and you may spend a little time in jail.

The hard part is working out if the girl you like is interested in you. They dont seem to come with a manual.

[TrentNz]

Wana fuck?

[cowboyz]

Obviously this would come after a date, wine and a nice walk along the waterfront. Then ask for a shag.

I think it goes.. date. wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine stumble shag

[Newbi]

Wana fuck?

How cute your asking Spokes for a fuck, after all he is the one who made the suggestion.

[Newbi]

I think it goes.. date. wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine stumble shag

Na, not wine

[Newbi]

Obviously this would come after a date, wine and a nice walk along the waterfront. Then ask for a shag.

My guess just walking up to a lady in the street and asking for a shag may not work out well, and you may spend a little time in jail.

The hard part is working out if the girl you like is interested in you. They dont seem to come with a manual.

No, no manual, where's the fun in that