Wants dating advice from strangers on the internet

**oneofsix** · 12th March 2012, 10:33

Originally Posted by Stirts

My "lips" are sealed

you have to be very careful with superglue, don't get your lubricants and glues mixed up.

**Scuba_Steve** · 12th March 2012, 10:36

Originally Posted by Stirts

My "lips" are sealed

ah you've had the Infibulation or "women's circumcision" ay

**Newbi** · 12th March 2012, 10:40

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

ah you've had the Infibulation or "women's circumcision" ay

Eww too far,

**Madness** · 12th March 2012, 10:42

Originally Posted by Stirts

My "lips" are sealed

Pics or it never happened

**Newbi** · 12th March 2012, 10:43

Originally Posted by Madness

Pics or it never happened

I think you need to start another thread for Muff photo's

**5150** · 12th March 2012, 10:52

Originally Posted by Newbi

I think you need to start another thread for Muff photo's

Don't make me start another thread......

**Newbi** · 12th March 2012, 10:56

Originally Posted by 5150

Don't make me start another thread......

I DARE ya to start another thread

**oneofsix** · 12th March 2012, 10:59

Originally Posted by Newbi

I DARE ya to start another thread

that would be a 3rd generation thread so would that make it a grand thread?

**Stirts** · 12th March 2012, 11:03

Originally Posted by Newbi

Ouch! supaglue instead of lube aye??

Originally Posted by oneofsix

you have to be very careful with superglue, don't get your lubricants and glues mixed up.

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

ah you've had the Infibulation or "women's circumcision" ay

Ahhhh the youth of today ... lube is the "root" cause of "glueing"

Originally Posted by Madness

Pics or it never happened

**Pussy** · 12th March 2012, 11:10

Originally Posted by Stirts

Ahhhh the youth of today ... lube is the "root" cause of "glueing"

... and pic of cute kitty!

You've got a nice pussy, Stirts....

**Stirts** · 12th March 2012, 11:19

Originally Posted by Pussy

You've got a nice pussy, Stirts....

Don't tell her that ... she'll get a fat head

**5150** · 12th March 2012, 12:48

Originally Posted by Newbi

I DARE ya to start another thread

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...post1130279381

**GingerMidget** · 12th March 2012, 21:10

Originally Posted by Stirts

He broke your "curtains"

... blue waffles for breakfast was it?

Hahahaha no. Closing them so the neighbours didn't see, he leaned on them a bit and the plastic runners snapped and he went flying. I may have laughed. Then given him shit the next day. To be fair, it was probably funnier cos we were both shit faced.