Are you trying to say it tastes like pussy????Originally Posted by slofox
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Are you trying to say it tastes like pussy????
Grumpy Old Bastard
There's a big difference between a dog and pussy...Are you trying to say it tastes like pussy????
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Scooter boy
On the downside, I've worked 6 hours today, and have to go back in at 10:30pm for up to 4 hours. This will be I think the first Easter Sunday I've ever worked
On the upside, it's OT on a public holiday, so I get 2.5x and a lieu day! That's positive!
Forum whore
Not quite "today" but.... Mrs Jatz took me back to her place this day 24 years ago
Bogeyman
Not quite "today" but.... Mrs Jatz took me back to her place this day 24 years ago
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds
him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?", she whisper's as she steps into the room,
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago
when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband paused, the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember
when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued.............. "Do you remember when he shoved
the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or
I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten
out today"
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Loud and Uncouth
I've seen some right dogs with a pussy...There's a big difference between a dog and pussy...
And I wouldn't touch their pussy with yours...if ya know what I mean
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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Grumpy Old Bastard
Exackerly...I've seen some right dogs with a pussy...
And I wouldn't touch their pussy with yours...if ya know what I mean:eek5:
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Hardcore Punk
Awesome weekends riding, until a wee encounter with some quicksand @ wangaloa saw my front brake lever going through my leg just above my ankle,was a tricky ride back to toko mouth with my boot filling with blood, had to cut a bit off my tee shirt and stuff it in the hole and wind tape around it. Then had to drive to milton and then back to gore. So finally got to the hospital 8 hrs later and got some wonderful drugs. Awsome weekend(apart from that)
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
Don't follow me, I'm lost too!
You win at hard core. I finally got the brakes on my downhill bike to actually work. Now time to go see if I can complete the afternoon without breaking something.
Jam and tarts....
Unstuck = Gore RamboAwesome weekends riding, until a wee encounter with some quicksand @ wangaloa saw my front brake lever going through my leg just above my ankle,was a tricky ride back to toko mouth with my boot filling with blood, had to cut a bit off my tee shirt and stuff it in the hole and wind tape around it. Then had to drive to milton and then back to gore. So finally got to the hospital 8 hrs later and got some wonderful drugs. Awsome weekend(apart from that)
Alloy, stainless and Ti polishing.
Bling your bike out!
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Hardcore Punk
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
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