The *****wit cyclist thread

[Zedder]

Yup. Better to be dead AND cool, then alive and uncool

Humans, very different since bloody always.

[Maha]

They out number motorcyclists in NZ by 10-1...if only they would help a little in their rego levies things wouldn't be so tough on us and they could then, and only then, can they consider themselves as being part of the road user elite.

[MisterD]

Yup. Better to be dead AND cool, then alive and uncool

You know the phrase "Many a true word spoken in jest." Don't you?

There are a complex set of rules to this cycling malarky.

[willytheekid]

You know the phrase "Many a true word spoken in jest." Don't you?

There are a complex set of rules to this cycling malarky.

WOW!!

Rule #1 // Obey The Rules ....well...thats me out!
Rule #90 // Never Get Out of the Big Ring......do I WANT to even know??

So many bullshit rules!...no wonder there always..."cranky"!

[neels]

So many bullshit rules!...no wonder there always..."cranky"!

Some of them actually make sense.

At least I'm in compliance with rule #12 (for pushbikes and motorbikes), and I suspect I've reached s-1 in both cases

[5150]

You know the phrase "Many a true word spoken in jest." Don't you?

There are a complex set of rules to this cycling malarky.

WOW!!! All those rules, and not a brain cell among them......

[willytheekid]

Some of them actually make sense.

At least I'm in compliance with rule #12 (for pushbikes and motorbikes), and I suspect I've reached s-1 in both cases

...yup but some of them are...?

Rule #21 // Cold weather gear is for cold weather.
Knickers, vests, arm warmers, shoe covers, and caps beneath your helmet can all make you look like a hardman, when the weather warrants their use.

KNICKERS! .....KNICKERS make you look like a hardman!?....I am so confused

But pure bloody Genius to figure out cold weather gear is for...COLD WEATHER! ....Not naked! (see thats where I was going wrong!)

[5150]

KNICKERS! .....KNICKERS make you look like a hardman!?....I am so confused

You ride a Harley? Want to look like a hardman? Wear knickers. Problem solved

[iYRe]

You know the phrase "Many a true word spoken in jest." Don't you?

There are a complex set of rules to this cycling malarky.

they are somewhat tongue in cheek..

although, rule #5 should apply to all the whiners on here.

[willytheekid]

You ride a Harley? Want to look like a hardman? Wear knickers. Problem solved

I ride Yamaharley!...must buy Knickers!....with or without tassels?

they are somewhat tongue in cheek..

although, rule #5 should apply to all the whiners on here.

Shouldnt you be busy with Rule#33?? Oh and...do you "use Baxter to keep them smooth"???

http://www.velominati.com/accessorie...er-aftershave/
"Baxter Aftershave is one of the most important cremes I have in my arse-nal, aside from the testosterone rub, the alcohol swabs I use before injecting my EPO, and Butt Butter or whatever my chamois creme is called.
.......must...get....nodrog!...he'd friggin LOVE this

[iYRe]

I ride Yamaharley!...must buy Knickers!....with or without tassels?



Shouldnt you be busy with Rule#33?? Oh and...do you "use Baxter to keep them smooth"???

http://www.velominati.com/accessorie...er-aftershave/
"Baxter Aftershave is one of the most important cremes I have in my arse-nal, aside from the testosterone rub, the alcohol swabs I use before injecting my EPO, and Butt Butter or whatever my chamois creme is called.
.......must...get....nodrog!...he'd friggin LOVE this

nope, only rules 5 and 9.

The biggest giggle is people who think it's serious. "I saw a cyclist, he looked snobby, so they all must be stuck up gay snobs, and belong to a secret society where they fondle themselves and apply cream to each other asses".

Alternatively: "i saw a guy riding a motorbike, he was wearing leather and looked like a gang member, so all bike riders must be P smokin criminals who rape women and beat children".

[MisterD]

Shouldnt you be busy with Rule#33??

I'm delighted to see that you've taken Rule#43 on board, 5150 should take note.

[willytheekid]

nope, only rules 5 and 9.

The biggest giggle is people who think it's serious. "I saw a cyclist, he looked snobby, so they all must be stuck up gay snobs, and belong to a secret society where they fondle themselves and apply cream to each other asses".

Alternatively: "i saw a guy riding a motorbike, he was wearing leather and looked like a gang member, so all bike riders must be P smokin criminals who rape women and beat children".

Ahhh touche iYRe...touche

I'm delighted to see that you've taken Rule#43 on board, 5150 should take note.

..told ya I read them!

[BigAl]

they are somewhat tongue in cheek..

although, rule #5 should apply to all the whiners on here.

What a knob end, isn't it time to shave your poofter legs and mince around in Lycra!

[5150]

I'm delighted to see that you've taken Rule#43 on board, 5150 should take note.

Yeah, lets all sit around a camp fire, hold hands and sing fuckin "Cumbayaa"