Veet Hair Removal Cream Reviews

[YellowDog]

An outstanding review:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U...R231U4ZG0YDNHD

[slofox]

Ooooooo...damn!

[george formby]

Sad to say but I already know this. Fortunately I do not have a hairy knob per se so it was just the back wheels that were defoliated.

On the brightside, dunking the boys into a family tub of aloe vera fresh from the fridge provides some relief. Remember to label it Guacamole for fun & japes.

[Stirts]

A hairy knob? *shudders*

"(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)"


It says he also reviewed Rum and a Soldering Iron. As one commenter said ... "he's potentially going to have to solder his knob and bollocks back together"

I wee'd.

[slofox]

A hairy knob? *shudders*

"(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)"


It says he also reviewed Rum and a Soldering Iron. As one commenter said ... "he's potentially going to have to solder his knob and bollocks back together"

I wee'd.

Worst experience I ever had in that particular region of the body was going for a slash after de-seeding a bunch of chillies. It didn't stay chilly for long...

[Usarka]

Worst experience I ever had in that particular region of the body was going for a slash after de-seeding a bunch of chillies. It didn't stay chilly for long...

Aye, and then the missus walks in while you're dipping your johnson into a glass of milk to cool it down.

[george formby]

Worst experience I ever had in that particular region of the body was going for a slash after de-seeding a bunch of chillies. It didn't stay chilly for long...

Ooooooohhhh! One of the first things I learned as an apprentice chef....... Couldn't even find a waitress to dip it in either.

[Stirts]

Aye, and then the missus walks in while you're dipping your johnson into a glass of milk to cool it down.

So that's how the term dick milk came about

[Paul in NZ]

Worst experience I ever had in that particular region of the body was going for a slash after de-seeding a bunch of chillies. It didn't stay chilly for long...

Don't wipe your forehead either - too damn close to the eyes....

[slofox]

Don't wipe your forehead either - too damn close to the eyes....

Forehead was fine. The knob was the bit on fire...spent 30 minutes standing under a cold shower...

[LBD]

Brilliant....bit like brushing past a hand rail freshly painted with Chlorinated rubber paint wearing nout but jocks...took a few hours for the agony to wear off.....paint stayed for a while

[tigertim20]

lmao!

I remember coming home drunk one night, had a shower, and brushed my teeth in the nick. the froth of the toothpaste dripped, and I tell ya, that shit fucking burns when it hits ya bell-end. Dipped my cock into a glass of milk, and left it on the bench.
next morning asked where the glass of milk went - glass was on the counter, empty.
flatmate admitted drinking it - I spared him the indignity of telling him where the milk had been in front of everyone

[JustNick]

This thread is full of win

[Madness]

I'm a creature of habit and years ago part of my Thursday routine was to enjoy a chicken pie from Rays Pies N Fries in Paraparaumu whilst reading The Dominion. One particular Thursday I dropped some chicken covered in the obligatory gelatinous gravy on my trou and it gave the appearance that I had just ejaculated. Luckily (or not) I had some CRC Brakleen onboard and remembered that this stuff is basically dry cleaning fluid so I proceeded to vigorously spray the affected area. It worked a treat but I tell you this - take the fucking pants off first

[CelticSam]

So funny, reminded me of this funny waxing story

http://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-c...ead-43859.html