"more than two strokes is masturbation"
www.motoparts-online.com
T'was the first 4 stroke bike to succesfully attempt breast stroke
Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
Another Liquid/ Harley story...
.....ittle boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !'
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/britis...cle-owner.html
Pretty impressive that they tracked down the owner. Bet he'll be over the moon to get a piece of before the disaster back (even if it is a harley)
It was pretty impressive yesterday too.
The Japanese owner is called Ikuo Yokohama, a 29-year-old resident of the town of Yamamoto.
He has had his life destroyed by the catastrophe, losing three family members and his home to the tsunami. He is still living in temporary accomodation.
He called the discovery of the motorcycle as ‘miraculous’ and sent his thanks to Mr Mark and Harley.
When asked by Japanese television station NHK what he would like to say to his Harley, Yokoyama laughed and said (in Japanese) “Thanks for coming back, buddy.”
Lets all hope this is the start of his life turning around.
http://www.motobke.co.uk
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/britis...cle-owner.html
Okay, the cynic in me asks what you have to do to in order to be rid of a Harley... Kidding.
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
Oh, holy fuck. I've committed the sin of a re-post. Instead of spending all day riding, next sunday I'll spend all day reading kiddiebiker to make sure I don't commit the repost sin again.
Actually, fuck it - can someone loan me a shotgun, I'm taking myself out of the gene pool.![]()
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
Obviously they cannot be trusted to make a good boat mooring either.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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