Supermarket hates?

[bogan]

(sorry, I happened to watch this episode of METALOCALYPSE last night)

They got the thread title wrong too, it's called a food libraries, not a supermarket


I hate it when they tell me not to ride my bike through the isles, takes so much longer to walk, and people don't get out of the way either. I mean, I'm pretty sure they built the food libraries for just me, wtf are those other people doing there anyway

[FROSTY:Me]

Actually for me going to the supermarket is a unique experience.We found is a LOT cheaper to get our groceries delivered.
Not being smartalec but its chopped about $50 a week off of our bill

[wysper]

. i think sunday morning is about the best (people free) time i've found yet.

Damn straight, because we have young kids we are up pretty early on the weekends, so grocery shopping is 8.30am on a Sunday, place is deserted. Awesome.

Kids at high velocity face planting your trolley as you take a corner then the breed sow giving me arseholes.

My 4 yo boy did that the other week, ran straight into a trolly, fell on his arse and started crying. The poor lady was very aplogetic and all concerned.

I just said Don't be, he should be looking where he is going and carried on. She was still trying to apologise as we walked away. Not her fault, bloody kid should have been paying attention. Plus I was trying not to laugh. God I can be a mean dad sometimes. He cried for a good while after that little effort.

[pzkpfw]

Actually for me going to the supermarket is a unique experience.We found is a LOT cheaper to get our groceries delivered.
Not being smartalec but its chopped about $50 a week off of our bill

Can you be specific about how? As in, is it because you buy a list of things you know you need and don't impulse buy extra stuff? (Or is there some deeper thing, like specials available to on-line shoppers that on-site shoppers don't get?)

[Geeen]

Geez your a hard arse. Mind you I'd probably do the same

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I was meant to quote Wysper but stuffed it up

[nonie]

People who slop around in wincyette pajamas and hoodies handling the food..god you just know they have bad personal hygiene
Ditto for parents who take their toddlers and put them in the trollies and the poor kid only has a baggy disposable nappy on, usually a snotty nose and nothing but a grotty tee shirt on top.

[Headbanger]

Big fat sow hovering around the check outs at PnS, Sir, would you like to go through the self-check out asile?

Fig fat cunt holding a box of beer, a roll of salami,2 bottles of wine, a bottle of coke, and a bag of ice, "No I fucking would not, how about you fucks employ some people to work all these empty check-out counters instead?, Then you could fucking serve me"

Anyhow, Whats with the stench?

Every third person in the Pack n Save smells like vomit mixed with piss, soaked in BO.

Filthy cunts.

[FROSTY:Me]

Can you be specific about how? As in, is it because you buy a list of things you know you need and don't impulse buy extra stuff? (Or is there some deeper thing, like specials available to on-line shoppers that on-site shoppers don't get?)

Theres a few things. Because you have the time you can comparison shop price/quantity.
Yes I THINK they do have internet special prices -but I can't say they are or arent different from the instore specials.
You buy what you need -if you aren't sure you can have a look.
Yes the impulse buys don't happen and you don't need to do "that" dash to the shop for the thing you forgot.
We also take advantage of the real big discounts on frozen or non perishable essentials when they come up. 2 boxes of nappies for example were $7.00 a box cheaper than retail.
Its only a saving if you actually need the item and if useage doesn't increase if you have a lot of that item.
The delivery charge also reduces as you buy more
Keep in mind we are a big family

[scumdog]

Lazy bastards that leave shopping trolleys scattered willy-nilly all over the car-park - and often they only had 6 or 7 items in the trolley anyway, how about they do something radical like CARRY their grotty two bottles of V, carton of smokes and big sized bag of marshmallows to their car from the store???

Whingers bitching about the 'price of groceries these days' as they fire a carton of smokes into their almost empty trolley.

Twats that come up to me and say "I know you're not working at the moment but..."

Pricks that sit their in their smokey Toyota Surf, waiting for somebody to load a gazzillion grocery items from their shopping trolley into their van and drive off so Mr Surf can get their park 'cos it's nearer to the door of New World - meanwhile nobody can drive down that lane 'cos fat-arse Mr Surf is jammed right in the middle of it.

No wonder I sit in the car like a big dog and let Mrs Scummie do the shopping.

[duckonin]

Lazy bastards that leave shopping trolleys scattered willy-nilly all over the car-park - and often they only had 6 or 7 items in the trolley anyway, how about they do something radical like CARRY their grotty two bottles of V, carton of smokes and big sized bag of marshmallows to their car from the store???

Whingers bitching about the 'price of groceries these days' as they fire a carton of smokes into their almost empty trolley.

Twats that come up to me and say "I know you're not working at the moment but..."

Pricks that sit their in their smokey Toyota Surf, waiting for somebody to load a gazzillion grocery items from their shopping trolley into their van and drive off so Mr Surf can get their park 'cos it's nearer to the door of New World - meanwhile nobody can drive down that lane 'cos fat-arse Mr Surf is jammed right in the middle of it.

No wonder I sit in the car like a big dog and let Mrs Scummie do the shopping.

So SD, you are part of the real world then ?

[Red39]

+1 for grown women who turn up at New World in their fleecy PJ's. If you're well enough and awake enough to go to the supermarket then you can stick a pair of jeans on FFS.

[nathanwhite]

+1 for grown women who turn up at New World in their fleecy PJ's. If you're well enough and awake enough to go to the supermarket then you can stick a pair of jeans on FFS.

At least they are decent. It's painful enough having to handle some customers level of stupidity without various bits hanging floping and dangling around.

[george formby]

Oh yes Scumdog, those misguided fools parking almost in the front door, disabled parking space etc. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, how they waddle. Funny thing is, I get half my shopping done while they faff about. (great word that, faff)

I park as close to the exit as I can for health reasons & to avoid the "pinball" approach to driving in a car park. Ding ding.

[jasonu]

Here ya go. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNzwg...eature=related

Just incase you were wondering, SuperWalmart is a supermarket.

[unstuck]

I am not allowed to go shopping with the missus, apparently I can be a little embarrasing. I would rather sit in the car boobie watching instead anyway.