LOL You've just enlightened me into a whole new way of looking at the customer service industry!Originally Posted by FROSTY
And when he works his 2nd job as a porn actor, his on-screen name is "Sexplosion"...
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LOL You've just enlightened me into a whole new way of looking at the customer service industry!
And when he works his 2nd job as a porn actor, his on-screen name is "Sexplosion"...
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Forum whore
I must confess to a strange fascination for what goes on in the car park too. Small cars taking up two spaces is a particular favourite as is dropping the vino or the baby.I am not allowed to go shopping with the missus, apparently I can be a little embarrasing.I would rather sit in the car boobie watching instead anyway.
KB's Chief Cats
look up some "walartians" videos, worth a laugh if nothing else.
Forum whore
Fixed it for ya (and some funny pix there too)
NEDWN VIII
Stacking cucumbers like a card house...not funny fulla...
And I didn't even want one...
Hardcore Punk
Saw something a little disturbing outside new world today, the IHC chap that rounds up the trollys was having a real big dig up his nostril today, found what he was looking for, had a feed, then grabbed a hold of the trolly handle. Glad I never use the bloody trollys there.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
Forum whore
Seems to be one in every shop, ours thinks hes a kung fu masterSaw something a little disturbing outside new world today, the IHC chap that rounds up the trollys was having a real big dig up his nostril today, found what he was looking for, had a feed, then grabbed a hold of the trolly handle. Glad I never use the bloody trollys there.
NEDWN VIII
We got one of them here also...oh, and a New World...Saw something a little disturbing outside new world today, the IHC chap that rounds up the trollys was having a real big dig up his nostril today, found what he was looking for, had a feed, then grabbed a hold of the trolly handle. Glad I never use the bloody trollys there.
Hardcore Biker
The car park.
Was sitting waiting for the other half one day an this bush pig pulls up along side our car,swings the door open an smacks the car.
She says nothing even though I'm sitting in the side she hit with the window down,so I say "hey come on mate !.
She turns into an instant rabid cunt an starts the abuse an some threats about a husband.
Well you know when your pissing in the wind an I don't like getting wet feet so I said nothing more as she huffed off into the shop.
Mind you,when she came back from the shop I'd be willing to bet she found somebody had carefully removed both her tail lights.
Have Phillips,will travel
Hardcore Punk
I find that a tire valve removal tool is quite handy.The car park.Have Phillips,will travel
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
Smarty pants... since ages ago
About half a turn on each tyre ... all tyres deflate, but very slowly. Usually discovered flat ... first thing the next morning ...I find that a tire valve removal tool is quite handy.
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Hardcore Punk
Nah, fuck em. Take all 4(5 if 4x4).
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
Forum whore
Fucking old people. Shopping like they drive, slowly and all over the place.
The layout. I don't want fruit, why the fuck do I need to walk through the fruit to get to what I want? I spit in the general direction of the apples as I go past in protest, just so as you know.
People with no shoes on. Fucking twats.
Spastic shelf stackers - move your fucking trolley out of the way.
Trolleys with other peoples rubbish in them. Yeah, I get that the wheels don't work and it won't go straight, but is that plastic bag or a condom in it?
Disabled parks at the door. They shouldn't be fucking driving, let alone being encouraged to park where people are walking about.
"Do you have a One Card?" If I had one I would have fucking given it you.
The sensitive alarms. How am I meant to steal batteries these days?
Having to get a supervisor to approve my alcohol purchase.
Leaking milk cartons. FFS.
All checkout chicks. Except the long haired one at Countdown Mosgiel who swallows and the one at New World with the gammy eye and the smell of pepperoni about her. I'd tap that for 4c a litre.
Male checkout chicks. All of them.
The lotto stand. Good idea, put it near the door so all the wasters block the entrance on a Saturday evening.
People who just stand there and watch the checkout bint scan the items and pack the bags. I don't have all day, why not help her pack your fucking bags instead of standing there all high and mighty?
Pak and Save.
The guy from DOC who shouts at his kid. I'm tempted to get CYFs on to that dude.
Checking that your eggs aren't broken. For fucks sake, don't you think I checked them myself first? You think I actually want to buy broken eggs? Jesus.
Ditherers.
Dodderers.
You and the horse you rode in on.
Apart from that, I take the kids down a couple of times a week to piss off everyone else. We have great fun with random placement of goods, mouse trap with the tampons, condoms with the yogurt, washing up liquid in the fridge kind of thing. Doing my bit for youth employment, it gets a couple of teenage mums off the street as someone has to put it all back again.
Forum whore
PS - Dropped on to smaller nicotine patches today so am a bit shitty. I'd actually tap any checkout chick.
Except Four Square in Milton.
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What, right in the isle? That's a bit rude, and not to mention an unsanitary pastime to engage in whilst in a food libraries.
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