Supermarket hates?

[gatch]

- Vacant glassy eyed mouth breathing douchebags. The same kind of sloth like plebs you find should you be so unfortunate to stumble through a mall food court.

- Fat ugly parents, with fat loud mouth little cunts of kids, that need a serious dose of attitude re-adjusting fist to the face.

- Anyone that has no concept of spatial awareness. The gap to your left the is approximately 95% the width of a trolley, a complete waste of space, also it means you have to walk further to get your shit off the shelf. USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN ROOOOOOAR FUCK MURDER KILL KILL EYE LASERS

Why does everyone in the butchery department look like a mass murderer?

They have knives and they aren't allowed to stab people with them, it eats them inside.

[Virago]

...And checkout chicks who sit on their ass and serve you. Stand up FFS.

I don't really understand the problem with that one.

What do you do for a living?

Not many who haven't worked in retail service can understand the exquisite agony of standing in one position for a full working day.

[Woodman]

I don't really understand the problem with that one.

What do you do for a living?

Not many who haven't worked in retail service can understand the exquisite agony of standing in one position for a full working day.

Probarbly just me maybe, but for some reason it gets up my nose.

Believe me I know what its like to stand all day.

[Maha]

When you walk around the end of an aisle and right into some fucker yawning...eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Nova.]

RICHARD TILL, UGHHH HE FUCKS ME RIGHT OFF

[Headbanger]

Not many who haven't worked in retail service can understand the exquisite agony of standing in one position for a full working day.

Yeah,.....nah.

Try standing all day on a slope, or rubble, in water, or just good old fashioned concrete in a pair of steel caps for 10-12 hours a day.

Standing in a climate controlled, carpeted room in a nice pair of shoes would be luxery. Specially when they open late and close early.


And just for shits and giggles, swing a stupidly heavy sledge hammer into a large solid object all day, for a change of pace you can manually clear away the debris you created so you don't have to continue standing on it while you work that hammer.

Then, when you get to much to clear it, You can pick it all up and carry it somewhere else, with a bit of luck your 200m and 2 flights of stairs from where it has to go.



Fuck yes, My heart pumps pure custard for the poor fucks trapped in retail hell.

[Nova.]

Yeah,.....nah.

Try standing all day on a slope, or rubble, in water, or just good old fashioned concrete in a pair of steel caps for 10-12 hours a day.

Standing in a climate controlled, carpeted room in a nice pair of shoes would be luxery. Specially when they open late and close early.


And just for shits and giggles, swing a stupidly heavy sledge hammer into a large solid object all day, for a change of pace you can manually clear away the debris you created so you don't have to continue standing on it while you work that hammer.

Then, when you get to much to clear it, You can pick it all up and carry it somewhere else, with a bit of luck your 200m and 2 flights of stairs from where it has to go.

Fuck yes, My heart pumps pure custard for the poor fucks trapped in retail hell.

wah wah fucking wah.

[Headbanger]

wah wah fucking wah.

Is it just me or is this guys efforts incredibly poor?

The current era of trolls sucks pretty damn bad.

[Road kill]

Why does everyone in the butchery department look like a mass murderer?

Ha Ha Ha.
My Mrs works in a New World Butchery an I've asked her that very question myself.
Usually shortly after I've been dropped in a drunken mess on our drive way by one of my chicken shit mates.
So it's a totally legit question as far as I'm concerned.

[Road kill]

speaking of which, a certain someone was found around red rocks wellington, dead, with no hands. guess where the hands ended up? minced and packed into beef packages in new world, they never found them so someone gobbled em up

BS mate,New world make their own Sav's on site an even if some of the stuff that goes in is a little past it's use by,,,it still ain't hands

[Nova.]

BS mate,New world make their own Sav's on site an even if some of the stuff that goes in is a little past it's use by,,,it still ain't hands

he was a butcher at new world bro lol

[Virago]

Yeah,.....nah.

Try standing all day on a slope, or rubble, in water, or just good old fashioned concrete in a pair of steel caps for 10-12 hours a day.

Standing in a climate controlled, carpeted room in a nice pair of shoes would be luxery. Specially when they open late and close early.

And just for shits and giggles, swing a stupidly heavy sledge hammer into a large solid object all day, for a change of pace you can manually clear away the debris you created so you don't have to continue standing on it while you work that hammer.

Then, when you get to much to clear it, You can pick it all up and carry it somewhere else, with a bit of luck your 200m and 2 flights of stairs from where it has to go.

Fuck yes, My heart pumps pure custard for the poor fucks trapped in retail hell.

Nah.

There's a difference between being active on your feet all day, and standing in one spot.

Don't believe it? Try it...

[unstuck]

I have trouble standing still long enough to do the dishes, hurts like fuck. But I can walk all day, no worries.

[Headbanger]

Nah.

There's a difference between being active on your feet all day, and standing in one spot.

Don't believe it? Try it...

You didn't get from my post that I've had to be stationed in a single spot for days on end? And in real world conditions

In the scheme of things, its fuck all.

Damn, if someone can't pull that off, they might as well be dragged outside and shot.

And there is a difference between real physical work and standing still.

Don't believe it?

Get a few checkout operators, give them a sledgehammer, get them to "try it"

You could measure the fail rate in seconds.

[Str8 Jacket]

Lately when I read many threads on KB I get that song "I get soooo emoooootional baaaby" running through my head.

Happens every winter, not sure why I care really.